GLORY HOLES - As a serious business Idea

[Brill]

I thought all businesses required some sort of insurance (in case a customer gets hurt on their premises or to cover against fire/accident/etc.)

Do it illegally then. I won't ask for a receipt - they don't even issue them for lapdances.

 

[freestuff]

I would think that it would be hard to find girls to perform the deed at the prices you'd likely have to charge, at least not girls I'd be willing to let touch me. Let's say maybe you could charge someone $50 (and I really think that's a big maybe given that you can't touch the provider). Certainly you are going to have to keep some to cover your overhead. So let's be generous and say she get's to keep $30. As a regular SP she could make what about $250/hr? So she'd need to "see" 8 clients to make the same income-ish. Why would she want to deal with making 8-shots on goal rather than seeing one person and dealing with 1 maybe 2 shots on goal as the usual?

An interesting idea you have, but one that I find it hard to believe would be a viable money-maker in anything beyond the immediate short-term.

This is the perfect opportunity for the ole b&s routine -- as someone pointed out, get an attractive girl to pose as the sex worker and just hire SWs or trannies or dudes to actually do the deed.

 

[Moraff]

This is the perfect opportunity for the ole b&s routine -- as someone pointed out, get an attractive girl to pose as the sex worker and just hire SWs or trannies or dudes to actually do the deed.

Fine for traditional glory holes, but he was talking one-way glass so you could see the provider.

 

[freestuff]

As a condition imposed by a third party in a contract or licence with the business owner, yes.

As a smart thing to do by any prudent business owner, yes.

As a mandatory law, not to my knowledge. It's not like auto insurance.

I would think it would work under the same principle as auto insurance (public policy): you don't want the victim (e.g. customer) to have bear the burden of someone else's fault (e.g. store owner). If the store owner has no insurance and the customer gets hurt then the customer could sue the store owner but the store owner could just go bankrupt and then what's the customer going to do? But maybe I'm wrong.

 

[freestuff]

Fine for traditional glory holes, but he was talking one-way glass so you could see the provider.

Maybe what you "see" is really not what you're getting. OP did mention something about "smoke and mirrors." You see the girl's face so you're happy but then when she goes down on you, there's a partition so you don't see the dude sucking your cock.

 

[Scarey]

lolol I can't believe this has been tossed around for 3 pages.It would take a much more desparate man then I to stick to stick their sausage through a wall into the hands of ...,,well.....god knows what...Like a poster suggested you'd have more Bait and switch(the least scary of the prospects )then i can imagine.

 

[burt-oh-my!]

All it takes, is one disgruntled SP with a pair of garden shears to ruin the entire party.

.[/I]

Reminds me of this famous scene:

http://www.funnyscreen.net/770--Porkys---Infamous-shower-scene

 

[rld]

Do you need insurance? I don't think so - lap dances don't need it. If so make the client sign off, then it's a matter between 2 consenting adults.

Wrongo. How many peeler bars do you think go without liability insurance?

If you really want to do this as a business you need insurance and plenty of it. I just want to see who you get to underwrite it.

But I am sure your lawyer has advised you on this issue already.

 

[blackrock13]

They should have taken a notice this guys style;

 

[Brill]

Wrongo. How many peeler bars do you think go without liability insurance?

If you really want to do this as a business you need insurance and plenty of it. I just want to see who you get to underwrite it.

But I am sure your lawyer has advised you on this issue already.

Wrongo, my lawyer isn't aware I'm on terb. You lose! :eyebrows:

 

[burt-oh-my!]

They should have taken a notice this guys style;

I love this ad.

 

[rld]

Wrongo, my lawyer isn't aware I'm on terb. You lose! :eyebrows:

Dude, you thought that peelers were uninsured during lap dances...don't get too excited.

 

[Brill]

Dude, you thought that peelers were uninsured during lap dances...don't get too excited.

I've had lap dances for years without insurance, never asked a dancer to sign a release either.
I even had sex with an escort who didn't have insurance, it was pretty awesome too! :thumb:

 

[MissCroft]

I just recently found out what a glory hole was. I didn't even know!! LOL It sounds like it could be fun..... :eyebrows:

 

[Brill]

What would MissCroft insert in a glory hole? :eyebrows:

 

[rld]

I've had lap dances for years without insurance, never asked a dancer to sign a release either.
I even had sex with an escort who didn't have insurance, it was pretty awesome too! :thumb:

Except that if you had lap dances in a peeler bar, the bar had insurance. That is kinda the whole point.

 

[Brill]

I had sex with a woman who didn't have insurance, you want her number so you can sell her a policy? :eyebrows:

 

[rld]

I had sex with a woman who didn't have insurance, you want her number so you can sell her a policy? :eyebrows:

You want to run a sex business that is supposedly legit without insurance?

Which is actually the topic at hand...

 

[Brill]

She ran a sex business that is legitimate, she even pays taxes. All without insurance!

 

[avxl1003]

This got me thinking about various loop holes in the "bawdy house" laws.

I'm pretty sure swingers clubs exist legally. I think the idea behind it is that you aren't paying for sex so much as you are paying for "admission" into a club where sex is being had.

Surely there is away you could work something out with SPs.

How about this for instance:

- You pay $50 for a one night membership into a social club
- The social club also sells soda via "waitresses"
- There are "waitresses" standing around waiting to be called on
- You call on a waitress of your choosing and order a soda
- The "waitress" brings you a soda that is listed on the menu as costing $200, so you pay the amount
- After she brings you your soda, she immediately gets a "break" from work, and (of her own free will) decides to have consensual sex with you either right there, or in a backroom?

You have not paid for sex, you've paid for soda

There are no indecency laws being broken because it's a private members club.

The "waitresses" can be paid on commission for the soda that's sold. That way they are even paying taxes.

I'm sure somebody has thought of this loop hole already. So are there any lawyers who could tell me why this would still be illegal?