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Is GUVERNMENT the best place to pick up hot women?

Sexaddicted

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The hottest, sluttiest women in Toronto have been partying there for years. Other than the parties being epic, it is unbelievably easy to pick up smoking hot women with none of that Tdot screwface attitude that other clubs are infamous for. Seriously Guv is where its at!

Does anyone else agree?
 

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Although, I've picked up girls there several times along with Comfort Zone. I've also struck out there many times since the club was called RPM. Some people may even remember when it was Club Fresh, even before my time. LOL
 

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I'm only 29 though, so am not part of the RPM generation! I think I can still do Guv for a few more years before throwing in the towel for good.

CZ is too sketch man to go to after the party. I have a new idea for summer, just go to Zone early Sunday morning, all nice and fresh. :)

Then do Zone and invite random sluts into the Waverly just to 'chill, listen to music, and maybe smoke some weed'.

I bet that you may end up with some free head in the process!

(This worked for me last year)
 

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Still consider myself retired or at least semi-retired. However, all I gotta say is Steve Lawler next month in May and John Digweed in June. :cool:
 

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if you can survive the night in Guv due to being on drugs, you gonna fuck yourself up faster than you think

and if you can survive the night in Guv without resorting to drugs, and you are older than 20 and male, you are already fucked up
 

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Explain to me how you can pick up anyone at a club with loud music playing? I went to the Tiesto concert last week, overflowing with insanely hot women but there was just no opportunity for conversation, just enjoying the music and the eye candy.
 

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if you can survive the night in Guv due to being on drugs, you gonna fuck yourself up faster than you think

and if you can survive the night in Guv without resorting to drugs, and you are older than 20 and male, you are already fucked up
that's the whole point of Guv...go there, have a couple of pops..drop E...walk up to any randomn Eed out chick..you're bound to find something out there...i agree with SexAddicted...the odds there are higher than the other places in TO...but being under 30 and not a fat ugly fuck, will make your chances higher..lol
 

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Explain to me how you can pick up anyone at a club with loud music playing? I went to the Tiesto concert last week, overflowing with insanely hot women but there was just no opportunity for conversation, just enjoying the music and the eye candy.
have you been to Guv?..plenty of places there where you can talk, chill out...Fuck?
 

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if you can survive the night in Guv due to being on drugs, you gonna fuck yourself up faster than you think

and if you can survive the night in Guv without resorting to drugs, and you are older than 20 and male, you are already fucked up
Point #1, I agree wholeheartedly. Personally stopped all the hard stuff years ago (no more E, MDMA, G)
Point #2, I disagree wholeheartedly. I know people who go there and stay til like 3 to 4 am just to enjoy the music when Dj's like Ferry or Armin come to town. The party is doable all nighter as long as you plan the evening out, and plan to be majorly rested the day (and night) before. Personally I party 'clean' now. Could never get my dick up on E anyways.
 

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when i was under 25, the brunny was the best for me. especially in sept, move in monday when all the girls moving into UoT would be away from home drunk for the first time. it was like fish in a barrel.

anywhere the drinking or e's are flowing works. just stay out of yorkville, and look for the beer specials. i love seeing 2 girls walk into a place and order a pitcher of beer, or better, shots. thats always fun.
 

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CZ is too sketch man to go to after the party. I have a new idea for summer, just go to Zone early Sunday morning, all nice and fresh. :)
What goes on on Zone Sundays during the day? Do they have a pool party like Rehab in the summer? Didn't see any info on the site.
I don't hit the clubs anymore but that I would be interested.
 

Sexaddicted

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Explain to me how you can pick up anyone at a club with loud music playing? I went to the Tiesto concert last week, overflowing with insanely hot women but there was just no opportunity for conversation, just enjoying the music and the eye candy.
Dude!! What are you saying!! have you ever been to Guv? Theres skybar, the smoking patios, lounges everywhere, like TONS of places to talk there!
 

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What goes on on Zone Sundays during the day? Do they have a pool party like Rehab in the summer? Didn't see any info on the site.
I don't hit the clubs anymore but that I would be interested.
Zone Sundays is the after-party after-party. Its a very sketchy place and very very sketchy crowd, usually most people who are too fucked up to fall asleep from the night before. The House Music is epic though, probably the best. Not exactly a pick up scene though don't get the wrong idea, although it is possible if you don't mind fucking around with a drugged up chick.
 

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Personally I party 'clean' now. Could never get my dick up on E anyways.
When you do manage to get it up, you end up not being able to come. The girls may love that, but it really sucks when you can't get off. That is why the gay boys love mixing Viagra with E. They have the best of both worlds. LOL

Also, back when I use to frequent Church (Comfort Zone) on Sunday monrings there use to be lots of strippers to party with. :cool:
 

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When you do manage to get it up, you end up not being able to come. The girls may love that, but it really sucks when you can't get off. That is why the gay boys love mixing Viagra with E. They have the best of both worlds. LOL
I don't mind fucking with the girls who are high on E, too funny!

Anyways I DON'T miss the E-tardedness, the after effect come down is just too much for me. I'm happier without it.
 

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LMAO, Go party at the zone then cross the street to 33 Russell for detox and rehab.
 

Sexaddicted

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LMAO, Go party at the zone then cross the street to 33 Russell for detox and rehab.
The whole idea is to go to Zone dead sober and well rested Sunday morning, like a day trip! Its not bad at all and your body will thank you for it! You don't need any drugs to keep you up and best thing is your so much more fresh than everyone else there.
 

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The whole idea is to go to Zone dead sober and well rested Sunday morning, like a day trip! Its not bad at all and your body will thank you for it! You don't need any drugs to keep you up and best thing is your so much more fresh than everyone else there.
I am still trying to imagine walking into this fucking zoo while being all sober and well rested...
 

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I am still trying to imagine walking into this fucking zoo while being all sober and well rested...
Its not bad, in my experience everyone is kind of jealous that you are so sober and well-rested. The sluttier chicks would likely want to take you home, because since you are so sober and well rested, your more likely to give them a good fuck! :)
 
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