For anybody heading to Bonaire on a vacation I have great news... There is a brothel worth visiting.
For anybody who has ever been to a brothel, this one is a little dismal. It is small, there are a few girls who wouldn't rate better than 4 out of 10, and it is a little hard to find.
The good news is that it's dirt cheap and 100% safe and legal.
It is the old "Pachi's Place" except the Pachi's sign is gone. It's now called something like "Paradise Bonaire". It's on Kaya Nikiboko Noord. Head down this street away from downtown Kralendijk it will be on your left on the corner of Hanchi Amboina. If you hit a "Buy More" supermarket on your right you've gone too far. The only sign is on Hanchi Amboina and it's tiny. The entry is also on this street. There is a little green door to go in. You just march right in. If you're really useless try to look up what the old "Pachi's Place" sign looked like, because the sign post is very unique and it still stands.
So like other brothels, you go in and sit down and order a drink. Before your drink is served you will likely have a girl on your lap.
In my case the first girl was a rough looking girl from Mexico. This almost scared me away but then I noticed that there were other girls sitting in the corner who looked much better so I asked the bartender to introduce me to one of them instead. I was eyeing a pretty fair skinned girl, but he sent over a darker skinned girl with braces on her teeth.. I was about to send her away when I noticed that she had a fantastic latin booty (along with half good enhanced breasts)..
I thought to myself "to hell with her face, I'll bend her over and pretend I'm fucking Kim Kardashian."
As per usual at a brothel, she asked me to buy her a drink. And after a few minutes of half assed conversation (almost none of the girls speak anything close to fluent english), she asked me to come to her "room". She tells me I have to buy a "ticket" from the bartender.. And that's when my vacation got amazing.. Two drinks and a "ticket" come to $48.75. And as it is a Dutch island and the Dutch don't tip, this is all inclusive. I heard it was cheap, but I had no idea it was going to be this cheap.
This $48.75 bought me two drinks and half an hour of cbj and doggie pounding a Columbian girl so hard it brought tears to her eyes while she squeezed a pillow so hard her knuckles turned white (I vehemently apologized afterward for getting carried away.. She was all smiles though, so I think I was fine).
I don't think BBBJ is an option but why worry.. $48.75 for a couple beers and a lay is worth the lack of tongue on cock contact.
Now, because I was pounding for all I was worth I only lasted 10 or 15 minutes at most, so she gave me a massage for the remainder of the half hour. This was also a bonus.
Unfortunately for me, this was my only trip to the brothel. Although, I wish I went back and made a couple more of those latin girls squeal, but I just couldn't find the time to slip away from my wife... I guess there's always next year.
For anybody who has ever been to a brothel, this one is a little dismal. It is small, there are a few girls who wouldn't rate better than 4 out of 10, and it is a little hard to find.
The good news is that it's dirt cheap and 100% safe and legal.
It is the old "Pachi's Place" except the Pachi's sign is gone. It's now called something like "Paradise Bonaire". It's on Kaya Nikiboko Noord. Head down this street away from downtown Kralendijk it will be on your left on the corner of Hanchi Amboina. If you hit a "Buy More" supermarket on your right you've gone too far. The only sign is on Hanchi Amboina and it's tiny. The entry is also on this street. There is a little green door to go in. You just march right in. If you're really useless try to look up what the old "Pachi's Place" sign looked like, because the sign post is very unique and it still stands.
So like other brothels, you go in and sit down and order a drink. Before your drink is served you will likely have a girl on your lap.
In my case the first girl was a rough looking girl from Mexico. This almost scared me away but then I noticed that there were other girls sitting in the corner who looked much better so I asked the bartender to introduce me to one of them instead. I was eyeing a pretty fair skinned girl, but he sent over a darker skinned girl with braces on her teeth.. I was about to send her away when I noticed that she had a fantastic latin booty (along with half good enhanced breasts)..
I thought to myself "to hell with her face, I'll bend her over and pretend I'm fucking Kim Kardashian."
As per usual at a brothel, she asked me to buy her a drink. And after a few minutes of half assed conversation (almost none of the girls speak anything close to fluent english), she asked me to come to her "room". She tells me I have to buy a "ticket" from the bartender.. And that's when my vacation got amazing.. Two drinks and a "ticket" come to $48.75. And as it is a Dutch island and the Dutch don't tip, this is all inclusive. I heard it was cheap, but I had no idea it was going to be this cheap.
This $48.75 bought me two drinks and half an hour of cbj and doggie pounding a Columbian girl so hard it brought tears to her eyes while she squeezed a pillow so hard her knuckles turned white (I vehemently apologized afterward for getting carried away.. She was all smiles though, so I think I was fine).
I don't think BBBJ is an option but why worry.. $48.75 for a couple beers and a lay is worth the lack of tongue on cock contact.
Now, because I was pounding for all I was worth I only lasted 10 or 15 minutes at most, so she gave me a massage for the remainder of the half hour. This was also a bonus.
Unfortunately for me, this was my only trip to the brothel. Although, I wish I went back and made a couple more of those latin girls squeal, but I just couldn't find the time to slip away from my wife... I guess there's always next year.
