Haha..

Ladyraven

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Girl bangs computer-mouse on desk and shouts "COME ON, B**CH!!!*
Male Teacher: STOP THAT! HOW WOULD YOU LIKE IT IF I BANGED YOU UP AND DOWN ON THE DESK SCREAMING COME ON, B**CH?!?! Girl: ....
 

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Little Boy Disturbs His Mum And Dad Having Sex Mum Was On Top, Little Boy Asks 'Mum What Are You Doing' His Mum Replies 'Dad Has A Big Belly So I Get On Top To Flatten It' Little Boy Replies 'Well Your Wasting Your Time Cos Whenever You go Shopping The Lady Next Door Gets On Her Knees And Blows It Back Up Again
 

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Blonde goes to see Doctor to find out if she's pregnant or not!
Doctor says to blonde: Congragulations you are pregnant!
Blonde: YES I AM SOOOO HAPPY
Doctor: Even better news you are going to have twins!
Blonde cries!
Doctor; Why are you crying? Don't you want twins?
Blonde: It's not that.. it's just I don't know who the second father is!
 

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Blonde goes to see Doctor to find out if she's pregnant or not!
Doctor says to blonde: Congragulations you are pregnant!
Blonde: YES I AM SOOOO HAPPY
Doctor: Even better news you are going to have twins!
Blonde cries!
Doctor; Why are you crying? Don't you want twins?
Blonde: It's not that.. it's just I don't know who the second father is!
All that and she's funny too!!! I speak for many LR, please don't quit your day job!
 

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One morning a woman was walking out of her front door, when she notices a strange little man at the bottom of her garden.

"You're a goblin," she says, "I caught you and you owe me three wishes!". So the goblin replies "OK, you caught me fair and square, what's your first wish?". The woman stops and thinks for a second, "I want a huge mansion to live in.", goblins replies "OK, you've got it.". Woman again thinks it over, "My second wish is a Mercedes." "OK, you've got that too." "My last wish is a million dollars!". The goblin then says "OK, you've got it. But to make your wishes come true you have to have sex all night with me." "OK then, if that's what it takes..."

Next morning the little man wakes the woman up.

"Tell me," says the man, "how old are you?" "I'm 27", she replies

"Fuck me", says the man, "27 and you still believe in goblins"
 

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A man and a woman started to have sex in the middle of a dark forest. After about 15 minutes of it, the man finally gets up and says, "Damn, I wish I had a flashlight!". The woman says, "Me too, you've been eating grass for the past ten minutes!
 

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One morning a woman was walking out of her front door, when she notices a strange little man at the bottom of her garden.

"You're a goblin," she says, "I caught you and you owe me three wishes!". So the goblin replies "OK, you caught me fair and square, what's your first wish?". The woman stops and thinks for a second, "I want a huge mansion to live in.", goblins replies "OK, you've got it.". Woman again thinks it over, "My second wish is a Mercedes." "OK, you've got that too." "My last wish is a million dollars!". The goblin then says "OK, you've got it. But to make your wishes come true you have to have sex all night with me." "OK then, if that's what it takes..."

Next morning the little man wakes the woman up.

"Tell me," says the man, "how old are you?" "I'm 27", she replies

"Fuck me", says the man, "27 and you still believe in goblins"
So that's how cute-bald got laid. :D
 

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Q: Why did God create yeast infections?

A: So women would know what it's like to live with an irritating cunt
once in a while too
 

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A girl calls her mother and says "Mom I was just at the Doctors office and found out that I'm pregnant."

Her blonde mother respondes "OMG!!! Are you sure it's yours?"
 

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I don't know whats happening in this country. You've got school
children dressing like whores and whores dressing like school children.
Its a nightmare ... you just don't know whether to carry sweets or money
 

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A blonde, brunette and a redhead are waiting to see the OB/GYN for their first checkup.

The brunette says "Last time I got pregnant, I was on my back and had a girl. This time I was on top, so I know it's a boy."
The redhead smiles "Oh goody! I wanted to have a girl."
The blonde has a look of horror on her face and yells








(wait for it)














"Oh no!! PUPPIES!!!" then she faints
 
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