suicidal twin accidentally kills her sister

[whitewaterguy]

lol happy new year...anyone else have any cornball one liners?

one more for ya:

one tit talking to the other tit, "If we dont get some support soon, people are gonna think we're nuts!"

 

[stinkynuts]

A man walks into a psychologist's office, all wrapped in clear plastic wrap. The psychologist says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

 

[Ceiling Cat]

I know a guy that has a wife that is such a slob, he got her pregnant by jerking off into her sox and the flies did the rest.

 

[gentleman__jim]

What do you call a Mexican woman with no legs?

Cunts-way-low

 

[Ladyraven]

what do you call a man with no legs no arms in the water??? BOB

 

[westendman]

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a ditch? PHIL
What do you call a man with no arms or legs on a wall? ART
What do you call a man with no arms or legs on the floor? MATT

 

[gentleman__jim]

What do you call a woman with one leg? Ilene
What do you call an oriental woman with one leg? Irene

 

[ollo]

What do you call a dog with no legs?

nothing -- he won't come anyway!!!

 

[out4fun]

And... what do you call a guy with no arms or legs, in a pile of leaves?

Wait for this one.

Russell.

 

[out4fun]

How do you rescue a newfie in a tree?

Wave at him.

 

[gentleman__jim]

Why do Jewish brides smile when walking down the isle?

They know they've given their last blow job.

 

[blackrock13]

Why is a marriage like a Tornado?

At the start there is a lot of noise and blowing and sucking, then in the end your house is gone.

My turn;


How can you tell your wife is dead?

 

[papasmerf]

At the start there is a lot of noise and blowing and sucking, then in the end your house is gone.

My turn;


How can you tell your wife is dead?

she finally shuts up


A ham sandwich walks into a bar

 

[blackrock13]

she finally shuts up


A ham sandwich walks into a bar

Well, the sex is the same, but the dishes begin to pile up.



Gimme a drink, I haven't had a bite all day? (big shrug)