does your company have a first aid room?
Mine did, and it was super private and never used. I discovered this one day I had episode of dipseydoodlitis and slept the afternoon shift in the first aid room. The receptionist - a redheaded Irish hottie - woke me up when she left for the day. A few weeks later, again with dipseydoodlitis but self inflicted this time, I scoped out the first aid room. Untouched since my first dipseydoodlitis. The little red headed Irish girl receptionist confirmed I was the only one who ever used it. The first aid room became my private bedroom at big company HQ. If I wasn't appalled by Irish girls' laissez faire attitude to intimate hygiene I would have invited the little red headed Irish receptionist to share my first aid room, we had a "special understanding".