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The foxiest of all foxy female doctors just stuck her finger UP MY ASS!

Gyaos

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Gents (and ladies),

Long time no see. But the **HOTTEST** doctor just checked my balls, cock and pubic hair....and she took her time! Then a first.....the lubed rectal exam! Stuck her finger right up there and then she pulled it out! All clear! Now, in Japan, I've had one of those "sexy" prostates with a Japanese girl massage therapist, but this time...

COLD-FINGER!! BA---BAAAA---BAA!

And since I never "got it up the ass" in my life and never will, she was triply proud to figure that out when she pulled my ass cheeks apart. Took her about 45 seconds to tell me to pull my shorts back up. I just lay there. Okay, where's the ferry to Macau, gotta get an HJ.

Guys with male doctors, you are fucking missing out! I get another go like this in a year......man, I'm staying......just pick a female doctor that's HOT with brains!

Gyaos Baltar
 

assholee

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Lmao, he is probably the only straight guy excited about getting a prostate exam. Never had one yet and dont plan on it
 

onthebottom

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LOL, I have a female internist as well, very hot blond who went to UT.....

OTB
 

papasmerf

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Lmao, this is probably the only straight guy excited about getting a prostate exam. Never had one yet and dont plan on it
go with the exam

you really don't want to find out you have cancer after it spreads and can not be stopped.
 

blackrock13

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Lmao, he is probably the only straight guy excited about getting a prostate exam. Never had one yet and dont plan on it


Then to quote a phrase, you're bat shit crazy. 1 in 6 men will contract and it's it 80/90% curable IF caught early. There are also another bunch of conditions that go along with troubles down there and none of them are fun.

As far as Gayass is concerned he was probably imagining the doctor in a school uniform the whole time and had to fight back a chubby from start to finish.
 

blackrock13

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Hummmm get a female Dr makes it all feel not to bad. and yes being healthy and around to hobby than reading about you not making it. Get er checked its not that bad! Just go to your favortie girl after to take the pain away...LOL
A practice run with the girl of your choice might be a good idea to get that silly fear under control. It's nothing to be afraid of and it saves lives.
 

papasmerf

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A practice run with the girl of your choice might be a good idea to get that silly fear under control. It's nothing to be afraid of and it saves lives.
Hand him a Darwin Award and let him move on.
 

RandyAndy2

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go with the exam

you really don't want to find out you have cancer after it spreads and can not be stopped.
There's not a lot that I agree with papa on, but on this one I'm with him 100% Assholee, if you're 45 - 50 years or older, you should be getting the finger up the butt (by a doctor) once a year. I had it done for the first time earlier this year, and it was no big deal.
 

K Douglas

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I had my prostate checked a couple weeks ago. Female resident, about 30 years old. She was ok looking but didn't do anything to turn me on. To each their own I guess.
 

Ceiling Cat

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Gents (and ladies),

Long time no see. But the **HOTTEST** doctor just checked my balls, cock and pubic hair............

Gyaos Baltar
Was she checking for moving specs????????
 

TeasePlease

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She didn't give you a reach around?
HAHAHAHAHA! Awesome.

You guys should join Medcan. The perks of private healthcare extend beyond timely access. Eye candy everywhere ;)
 

papasmerf

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Gents (and ladies),

Long time no see. But the **HOTTEST** doctor just checked my balls, cock and pubic hair....and she took her time! Then a first.....the lubed rectal exam! Stuck her finger right up there and then she pulled it out! All clear! Now, in Japan, I've had one of those "sexy" prostates with a Japanese girl massage therapist, but this time...

COLD-FINGER!! BA---BAAAA---BAA!

And since I never "got it up the ass" in my life and never will, she was triply proud to figure that out when she pulled my ass cheeks apart. Took her about 45 seconds to tell me to pull my shorts back up. I just lay there. Okay, where's the ferry to Macau, gotta get an HJ.

Guys with male doctors, you are fucking missing out! I get another go like this in a year......man, I'm staying......just pick a female doctor that's HOT with brains!

Gyaos Baltar
my guess is "she" was wearing a woodpecker costume
 

GotGusto

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I had my prostate checked a couple weeks ago. Female resident, about 30 years old. She was ok looking but didn't do anything to turn me on. To each their own I guess.
If I ever take the plunge I will have a male doctor check my prostate. Female proctologists do nothing for me. Their chosen line of work basically announces to the world that they're sexual deviants. When they were little girls, all they dreamed about was ass. I have a sneaking suspicion that if you were to check their personal home computer, you'd find a large cache of anal, farting, and scat porn.
 

blackrock13

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If I ever take the plunge I will have a male doctor check my prostate. Female proctologists do nothing for me. Their chosen line of work basically announces to the world that they're sexual deviants. When they were little girls, all they dreamed about was ass. I have a sneaking suspicion that if you were to check their personal home computer, you'd find a large cache of anal, farting, and scat porn.
I hope this was a tongue in cheeks moment, as anyone who know anything about this aspect of the medical professional knows that it's the GP that usually gives you that annual examination, not the proctologist. Or is what you're saying is that all female GPs are deviants?
 
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