Are Zardov and Cute Bald lying ?

Are Zardox and Cute Bald lying ?

  • YES

    Votes: 45 78.9%
  • NO

    Votes: 3 5.3%
  • Their stories are plausible

    Votes: 6 10.5%
  • Unsure

    Votes: 3 5.3%

  • Total voters
    57

Yoga Face

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Zardoz

I was bored out of my mind yesterday, so I drove around asking single girls on the street if they want a ride. Bus stops, grocery store parking, college campus... I must have pulled over 7 or 8 times, no takers all politely declined, even though I drive a nice car.
So around 10 pm in the evening I was around downtown area when I saw a girl walking really fast on the street, I pulled over she stops, asked her where she is going, she ignores me at first, I stop get out of the car: "Hey I just want to ask you a quick question", she stops. Introduced myself, shake hand, "looks like you are in a hurry, walking so fast, I hate to see your cute little butt get slapped with a speeding ticket." She said she is late going to meet a friend, near Eatons. "oh that's like 20 minutes walk... let me take you if you give me a hj while I am driving" I said it with a straight face, and she was stunned. I continued with something like "It's okay, it's no big deal, I know you always wanted to do something adventurous like this out of the blue, and I think you are hot, we are both adults and no one will know about this." She said nothing, but not walking away either... just still silence. I say "actually never mind, you don't seem to be open minded as I thought you were..." As I was about to walk away.. she said "Yah". "Yah?" I turn around... She repeated "Yes" So we get into the car, she gives me HJ and I touch her breasts, she even asked me to squeeze it hard. I guess I could have asked for a bj too, but I was too horny to talk at this point. i came. got her phone number, telling her we could have a coffee sometimes to get to know each other more... I drop her off. oh yeah the "friend" she was going to meet was a guy... she messaged me a couple of times that night. end of story.

Cute Bald

YAH, the driving around trying to get random girls to take a ride is a BIG heat score!!! BUT... I told you guys on another thread what I did 12 years ago. Walking around down town in & around Eaton Center. Found good looking girls who where on their own, asked if they would be interested in some easy money. If they stopped & seemed curious then I would say I thought they looked hot & asked if they are adventurious enough to assist in my fantasy of randomly asking a hot girl on the street to hook-up & have some fun. I put it that way so it came off as less creepy & just a wild, fun, crazy, spontanious thing to do. SURE , out of 20, 15 said no thanks, with a tone that it was kinda crazy in a funny way. OK, so they may of thought I was a downtown nut-case. BUT it did not disturb them too much because lots of wierdos wandering downtown..... they kinda' expect that. BUT, BUT, BUT..... 5 hot girls went for it & for a measly 100 bucks had great sex. TOTAL thrill ...... & for them too!!! Before I fly out to Germany if any guys want to team up & do it message me. We could say we are a couple of guys visiting from out of town & have a hotel room. Plus may be easier to get 2 girl friends. They probably will feel safer & more likely to do it.
 
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danmand

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Do bears shit in the woods?
 

mandrill

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I think I saw the same episode of Buttman as those guys did.
 

Brill

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Whether the stories are true or not, they're both creepy. They enjoy being known as creepy too, so we're all feeding them.
 

Cassini

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Cute Bald established that no lady ever dates Cute Bald.

Even if Zardoz's story is true, he is so monumentally creepy that he is a police target.
 

red

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if they believe it happened, is it a lie or a delusion?
 

Yoga Face

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Zardox and his pussy wagon



 

mandrill

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"Girls Gone Wild" is true so why are their stories not plausible ?
Because Girls Gone Wild is a TV show and this feeds the girls' egos. Zardoz and Cute-Bald (OTOH).......
 

HetroGuy

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Same result from two different directions. Cute-bald obviously has low self-esteem and the fantasy is where he wants to be.

Zardox has a huge ego based on (from what I can see) too many James Bond movies and assumes that every woman should want into his pants. The approach to women is short and direct because he is unable to carry on a conversation for more than 1 minute and in reality is shallow & a big bore. Obviously finding girls with little self-esteem is difficult so he lives the fantasy by putting it up on Terb.

My 5 cent theory. Obviously my story, however, is true!
 

dcc

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we should start a fund to pay the german doctor to make one of cute balds legs longer than the other. now lets see him get pussy.....
 

cute-bald

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No word of a lie. I further explained on the other thread my strategy: select girls that look like party types in skimpy clothing. The approach was friendly & most that it was a prank or joke & laughed & no thanks. Remember I did not select any girl next door type. My approach did not offend & since they thought it was a joke they were not likely to complain to L.E. I did not persue if they showed no interest. It often took an hour to find someone that looked like they may go for it & even then 5 out of 20 or so said yes. I lived downtown at the time, was really bored & gave it a try. B.T.W. at bars & parties I never have any worries about going up & chatting to any women even the most gorgeous. The CRAZY thing was back in my University days , my tall buddies were more nervous to approach women. I had to encourage them on which even then I found baffling. This was first year after we had been in a boarding school. By second year they had more guts & I was left in the dust.
 

cute-bald

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HEY, I would make up some lies if it meant my legs would grow each time like Pinokios nose!!!! :cool:
 

Asterix

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Shouldn't you be in a clinic in Germany by now?
 

Mervyn

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I just take it as a given than any post on the internet bragging about ones own sexual conquests is a lie.
 
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