AVOID comes to mind. Another sad TOFTT tale:
I don't know the Quebec side very well, so I was a little hesitant about the in-call. She actually gave coherent directions, so I agreed, and I made it to the assigned location - parked in a strip mall, and crossed to the apartment. Apartment was dark - not lit well - and dirty, and I was shown into a tiny, very dark room with a small single mattress, and some girl-on-girl XXX playing on the TV. Alarm bells started going off. The offer for her black friend to join piqued my interest because she was wiggling her ass suggestively, but I declined the duo.
To be clear, the ass in the pic is very real. The super tight elast-o-stretch jeans help with the shape, BUT things aren't quite so great once they come off. And the scars..... oh the scars.....up and down her legs, on her ass.....in my brain....can't get them out....
I paid the fee, and she started to undress, and the light from the TV showed it all. Bad hygiene, bad acne scars on face and back, yellow teeth, scars on her ass and legs, mousy, dirty, curly blond hair. Very rough lady. And (as I found out when her girlfriend joined the party anyway) she is the butch of the lesbian pair. I promptly gathered my things, and left with what was left of my sanity and dignity.
I never wanted to, nor do I ever want, to see oreo fisting again.
I can laugh now, but it took a lot of scotch to get there.