Kim Massage on CL

[girlzrhot]

So I have seen Kim's ads on CL for weeks. She advertises nude massages and that she is a hot girl. Pics look good so even though I have never seen her reviewed I decide to TOFFT.

Big mistake!

http://ottawa.en.craigslist.ca/ers/1870885874.html

This girl was a mess to be polite about it. The place she is at is a sty. She is a a wreck herself. Party hard kinda girl and her service consisted of about 5mns of searching for some lotion in this mess of a room followed by a 5mn weak ass rub on my back and then a request to turn over with a half hearted release.

Looks 6/10 - run down looking
Service 2/10 - barely present
Place 1/10 - worst i have ever seen

I am a horny mofo so it is NOT hard to please me but damn this shit was just brutal. Do yourself a favour and tell your little head to be patient and move on to the next ad.

 

[toine]

Wow!!!
no wonder there is little written about her on the pink-glasses site...In fact, there were two not so-positive 'recommendations' in her thread that got deleted somehow
Thanks for confirming my gut feeling of staying on the sidelines.
Have you tought of joining CMJ? Some hot new additions from this week look promising.
toine

 

[teched]

.......on the pink-glasses site...

I'm still chuckling over that one, love it

 

[toine]

I'm still chuckling over that one, love it

me think pink-glasses, frame and lenses, explain the rosy view they have on the other side.
Seriously, though, both sites have their advantages, and we can infer a lot from there being no reco threads about a certain member, or that no established members provides any positive feedback about that person in the 'massage section.' Here, it gets to be said plainly, but there is much less traffic, so a bit less news on which to rely.
Still, it hurts to waste $100 for 15 minutes worth of poor service.
toine

 

[girlzrhot]

It is possible that I caught her on a "bad night" as she did say she was partying alot that week but it was SOOOO bad for me that I needed some redemption and decided to visit the SPA on Churchill the very next day for an good massage and very fun time with Summer. Night and Day and I left with the sense that all was right in the world again!

 

[girlzrhot]

I have been to Jasmin's previous business and enjoyed Jasmin, Natasha and other girls there. They do it right. That being said I don't like the profile Jasmin has with the city so I probably wont be a member are CMJ

 

[mnooveya]

The Real Truth

This is Kim let me tell you something. First of all come and see me today and call me a wreck you bastard. You dont know me. I was partying hard that week as i was in mtl. Its the sumeer time you goof
what do you expect me to do stay home and stare at the walls?
The locaction on donald was my friends apartement who just moved into her place and of course she doesnt have that much furniture. No need to judge her. And My apartement is Beautiful. And i take care of myself . I juggle college, a legit job and a social life so how am i a hard party kinda girl? Im Beautiful And sexy. I have a lot to offer for my numerous repeat clients.
You writing this does not really affect me you weirdo. BTW My ad says MASSAGE and not GFE so i have no clue why you tried to make out with me and then judge me because i dont want to deal with your nasty ass.

So basically go Fuck yourself with your little peanut dick

 

[insidevoice]

Classy.

 

[Jiffy Pop]

mnooveya do not be afraid to express yourself.

 

[OnTheWayOut]

no need to sugar coat it Kim, tell us what you REALLY think!

 

[insidevoice]

I believe that's a different Kim altogether, Ozz.

 

[Cowboy Kenny]

Wow Kim you've done more damage to your reputation and potential client base than the original review. I hope you and your numerous repeat clients enjoy your time together.

 

[mnooveya]

ok cowboy kenny since "you know all about the business and oversee everything" thanks for the advice...i just saw this post and felt very offended and had to express what i feel... i dont let anybody walk over me... im not trying argue with anybody but if you think you know better go ahead and say wtv you u want because i know the truth and only god can judge me

 

[Cowboy Kenny]

You could have handled it in a much more mature and discrete manner. This industry is a tough one for providers, you need a thick skin and tough soul. You can't please all of the people all of the time and that's to be expected. But your actions words and attitude are more damaging than anything the orignal poster said. While you may know the truth you haven't got a clue about the reality and I'm sure god would judge you, but he's not a member here.

Here' this is for you, it will help you dig this hole you insist on digging for yourself.

 

[peter4]

You could have handled it in a much more mature and discrete manner. This industry is a tough one for providers, you need a thick skin and tough soul. You can't please all of the people all of the time and that's to be expected. But your actions words and attitude are more damaging than anything the orignal poster said. While you may know the truth you haven't got a clue about the reality and I'm sure god would judge you, but he's not a member here.

Here' this is for you, it will help you dig this hole you insist on digging for yourself.

Why don't we all just leave her alone - the people will decide whethertehy want to see her or not.

 

[Cowboy Kenny]

No one is picking on her , myself and others are just giving the lady invaluable and useful advice. You're right though, the people will decide.

 

[herelookin (pt2)]

Is this the Kim who advertised as a "student"?

 

[mnooveya]

yea lol

 

[Gntlmn]

Kim, why don't you start over again. Ignore everything else said in this thread.

Now, tell us, in your own words, what we can expect from a visit with you, an MA.

From this point on, any judging of your service will be based on what YOU tell us to expect. And those of us who see you and agree that that's what we got will defend you. You can control this chatter if you handle your responses better.

 

[herelookin (pt2)]

I'm a bit shocked at this. I had seen Kim when she first started advertising and found her to be a warm person. The place was never messy, in fact a nice "homey" feel to it, and to be honest a much better home than I had at that age.

I never expected a "massage" that would rate with some of the others that have been doing this a much longer time. But with the pricing and age it was what I had expected... well actually much better. Nice touching and a much longer duration than 5 - 10 minute massage as well as some nice conversation to boot.

I will admit that I have not seen her for some time but have a difficult time reconciling that this is the same Kim that I saw... or experienced. Not that I am, or would, discount other's experiences but just that it has never been mine.

Just my 2 cents... for whatever it's worth.