Sex story. One sentence per post.

[hyperdog]

Then I remembered I had passed out and neglected to read the entire storyline.

Oh well, story is screwed. Better next time.

 

[Bill the Pirate]

lying there close to death the lady cop realized special measures were to be taken if I were to survive... she started mouth to mouth..

 

[JohnHenry]

and began to remove my wet clothing

 

[papasmerf]

that is when I noticed her deformed hand

 

[great bear]

Holding a 6" Cuban cigar.

 

[Mineshaft]

Holding a 6" Cuban cigar.

Which, once I put on my glasses, I realized was actually my engorged member in her gloved hand that was going up and down, up and down, in order to circulate the blood away from my wound and down to where it might be more useful considering how beautiful this lady cop was and the circumstances I realized I had found myself in since it's not everyday a "pretty woman" will tend to my wounds by unzipping my fly and since she was already giving me mouth to mouth I figured what the hell and went for broke, breaking all of her shirt buttons in my haste to allow her more freedom of movement since I felt what she was doing was very good and important work and I have always believed in helping those who help others.

 

[hyperdog]

"Wow! That's one hell of a sentence!" said the lady cop.

 

[T.O.tourist]

As she looked into my eyes and slowly licked up and down her nightstick.

 

[blackrock13]

I was amazed at how eloquently she spoke with her tongue out so far.

 

[hyperdog]

"You wanna lick something else instead of your nightstick?" I said.

 

[WhaWhaWha]

"What did you have in mind", she asked as she removed her uniform shirt to allow more freedom of movement.

 

[buttercup]

I took down the lady-cop's particulars, and I examined her credentials; they were in order.

 

[hyperdog]

She started to lick my wound.

 

[juanbrujo]

Then she breathed and then she stopped.

 

[papasmerf]

at first I did not see the hole in her chest, a bullet had found her and I was on my own.

 

[luv4lust]

her gay male partner entered the ally licking his lips and gripping his hard night stick

 

[papasmerf]

her gay male partner entered the ally licking his lips and gripping his hard night stick

His chest exploded as he raised his club.

 

[hyperdog]

I ran like mad, and bumped into the same girl who was jogging earlier, falling on top of her in the missionary position.

 

[papasmerf]

blood still flowing from my wound

 

[Meesh]

Suddenly, a pirate ship appeared on the horizon!