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Farking dandelions.....

oldjones

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Not if you mow frequently. If you can't mow every coupla days in season, then you should consider something other than a lawn, although you could try overseeding with dutch white clover. Monoculture is hard, and subject to disease and invasion.

There's no such thing as a low maintenance grass.
 

HetroGuy

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I hate seeing all these lawns sprayed and then posted with warnings to stay off for 24 hours (the 24 hour window is misleading). It contaminates the water supply of that yard and the neighbors, and exposes anyone on the lawn and in the neighborhood to cancer causing, neurologically damaging, birth defect causing toxins. All to kill a few beautiful dandelions.
Sounds good to me !! Hell, I'll sprinkle ground up puppy dogs dosed with radioactive pellets if I could kill half of them. I HATE DANDELIONS !!!!!!!

There is a web site (something like 2-4-D.org) that has a huge list of government reports that site that the use according to directions is safe. There are household products with serious potential for environmental harm including bleach and many volatile cleaners.

I don't care - I just need one spraying to get closer to wiping these bastards out but right now they are winning.

BTW: The Internet had a homemade recipe with salt (I wouldn't use a lot as I am not interested in sterilizing the ground) and vinigar with a touch of dish soap. Failing that - I'm looking for stray puppy dogs !
 

oldjones

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Sounds good to me !! Hell, I'll sprinkle ground up puppy dogs dosed with radioactive pellets if I could kill half of them. I HATE DANDELIONS !!!!!!!

There is a web site (something like 2-4-D.org) that has a huge list of government reports that site that the use according to directions is safe. There are household products with serious potential for environmental harm including bleach and many volatile cleaners.

I don't care - I just need one spraying to get closer to wiping these bastards out but right now they are winning.

BTW: The Internet had a homemade recipe with salt (I wouldn't use a lot as I am not interested in sterilizing the ground) and vinigar with a touch of dish soap. Failing that - I'm looking for stray puppy dogs !
Question: How did they get established in the first place? Isn't your, "I just need one spray", a bit like the alcoholic's, "Just this one drink, then I'm quitting."? There are operators licensed to use stuff you and I can't, and landscaping companies that will weed if you don't care to.

The real question is how are you changing your part in the process from here on out. Otherwise you're spraying, or whatever every coupla weeks.

I say again: a lawn is labour intensive monoculture. It's meant to show off how rich the owner is, rich enough to pay to have it mowed every other day in growing season (our early spring season's still got weeks to go before it gets hot and the grass goes dormant) and weed it all summer long. If you don't have the time or money, you really should consider showing off how green, trendy and clever you are and go for low maintenance plantings.
 

HetroGuy

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Question: How did they get established in the first place? Isn't your, "I just need one spray", a bit like the alcoholic's, "Just this one drink, then I'm quitting."? There are operators licensed to use stuff you and I can't, and landscaping companies that will weed if you don't care to.
I inherited the lawn and I can only get so much done without a little help. The concept of paying professionals to do what I have done for years on my own is typical government hypocrisy. Just another way of taxing the poor average chump who is trying to keep is own little eden free of weeds.
 

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i'm glad that there was a pesticide ban because i shudder to think of the children and dogs playing on those lawns that have cancer causing agents in them. and as for the dandelions they have their pros and cons..
pros: the bees use their pollen to pollinate other plants therefore getting a wide array of fruits and vegetables
cons: allergies and people who dont like yellow wont like the look of these !
 

blackrock13

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I inherited the lawn and I can only get so much done without a little help. The concept of paying professionals to do what I have done for years on my own is typical government hypocrisy. Just another way of taxing the poor average chump who is trying to keep is own little eden free of weeds.
I have suggestion; Hoe, Hoe, Hoe! They've got them now that you don't even have to bend over to do it. Just sayin'.
 

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i'm glad that there was a pesticide ban because i shudder to think of the children and dogs playing on those lawns that have cancer causing agents in them. and as for the dandelions they have their pros and cons..
pros: the bees use their pollen to pollinate other plants therefore getting a wide array of fruits and vegetables
cons: allergies and people who dont like yellow wont like the look of these !
pollen from dandelions can only fertilize other dendelions.
 

HetroGuy

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I have suggestion; Hoe, Hoe, Hoe! They've got them now that you don't even have to bend over to do it. Just sayin'.
I think anyone living in an apartment should loose their right to comment - just sayin'.

Oh, sure I could get down on the lawn in my hands & knees and use a tablespoon to dig the 12-18" deep to remove the entire root to prevent the weed from returning. Or I could get a bullshit professional to spray so that I don't spend the my entire summer on my hands and knees ... or ... I can try to get some spray from the weeds from the US and do my own lawn the same way the blackmailing Pro would do. I will save some concentrated mix for spraying on parts of my lawn frequented by stray cats & kids too. - just sayin'
 

alexmst

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What Will Kill Dandelions?

http://www.the-lawn-advisor.com/What-Will-Kill-Dandelions.html

As a landscaper, I am often asked what will kill dandelions. This weed attracts so much attention because its bright yellow flowers become an eyesore on an otherwise lush green lawn. Then the flower turns into an ugly, fuzzy, round, seed ball that scatters in the wind. The scatters seeds enable dandelions to spread fast and easily.

Description of Dandelions

Dandelions are a perennial broad-leaf weed. The leaves are dark green, scalloped, and form a rosette growing close to the soil surface. Its large yellow flowers turn into puffy seed head heads when the seeds are ready to be released. The taproots are thick and long, growing to a length of 20 or more inches.

Control of Dandelions

To get rid of the plant, the entire root must be eliminated. Manually digging it out is a futile measure because any remnant of root is capable of forming a new plant.

The only practical control methods are the use of chemicals and practicing proper lawn maintenance.

1. Chemical Control

Dandelions grow best in spring and fall. Chemical control is most effective when this weed is a postemergent seedling. So the best timing for treatment is in the mid-spring and early fall.

•Dandelions In Lawn - What will kill dandelions in your lawn is a systemic selective herbicide. The term, selective herbicide, means it will kill the weeds, not the grass. 2,4-D or MCPP are the most effective herbicides for this purpose. Garden centers sell it under different brand names such as Speedzone, Momentum, Trimec, and Trimec Plus.

•Dandelions in Plant Beds, Patios, Sidewalks - What will kill dandelions best in these other locations is a nonselective herbicide. The term, nonselective herbicide, means it will kill any plant it touches, not just dandelions. Garden centers sell nonselective herbicides under many brand names. The most common brand name is Roundup, whose main ingredient is glyphosphate. This chemical causes weeds to stop producing proteins and they starve to death in 7 to 10 days.


Spray dandelions on a windless day when temperatures are higher than 60 degrees, but less than 85 degrees Farenheit.


If you get tired of battling weeds or don’t want to be exposed to pesticides, have a company like TruGreen take care of it. I like how you can sign up online for a free estimate.


2. Proper Lawn Maintenance

Since dandelions thrive on thin weak turf, a good preventative measure is proper lawn maintenance.

1.Mow high and mow often. Mowing high means keeping your grass on the longer side of its optimal height. This keeps the soil cooler and provides shade that restricts the growth of annual weeds. Weed seeds on the soil surface need the heat of the sun to flourish. Scalping your lawn is an open invitation for weeds. Second, once weeds have already invaded your lawn, frequent mowing will keep them in check. A weed can't form seedheads when its topmost growth keeps getting lopped off.

2.Fertilize at the correct times. The goal is to feed your lawn, not your weeds. Cool season grasses should be fertilized in early spring and late fall. Fertilizing cool season grasses in the heat of the summer will only promote more weeds. Warm season grasses should be fertilized at the height of their growth period in the summer. Avoid feeding in the cooler spring or summer when the weeds are likely to emerge.

3.Water deeply and infrequently. There are weed seeds hiding out in your lawn just waiting for the right conditions to emerge. Those seeds grow best when kept damp with light frequent watering.

4.Reseed in the Fall. The fall is the best time to reseed for several reasons. Grass has nine months to get its roots deep and to get more established before facing the summer heat. It has a better chance surviving than grass planted in the spring. In the North, crabgrass and other weeds complete their life cycles in the fall and die out. So they aren't there to compete with the new seedlings for space, water, and soil nutrients.
 

oldjones

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I inherited the lawn and I can only get so much done without a little help. The concept of paying professionals to do what I have done for years on my own is typical government hypocrisy. Just another way of taxing the poor average chump who is trying to keep is own little eden free of weeds.
I see. Doing it mechanically, as I am afraid you're sorta stuck with now, really will be doing it yourself, instead of hiring chemical peons. And you can be not only proud of your result, but guilt-free about after-effects and side effects and residues of those substances you used to use on your lawn, and in the water shed. Never mind what was produced in the manufacture.

In the same situation, I bought a half dozen cheap hand weeders and stashed them about the front and back yard so there'd always be one just a step or so away. And a torch fro the stuff in the sidewalk cracks. I mowed often, which meant nothing new got to any size, and old weeds kept having to start over, and as new yellow lawn zits showed, out they came. If i was too lazy to get the weeder, at least pulling the head meant no new seeds. The only 'new' requirement was patience. And it felt real good doing i barefoot after a long day.

And now it's just grass—until an adventuring plalntain or a dandelion sees a New World— although every year a little more gets turned over for flowers or veggies.

I've said it before in different words: If you don't enjoy working on your lawn, you shouldn't try to have one. There's lots of handsome, less labour intensive things to grow on your property than grass.

Best of luck. Try to think of it as having a long-term relationship with other living organisms, not slapping on a coat of paint as quick as you can.
 

oldjones

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Not really. Their evolutionary strategy is millions of wind spread seeds germinating wherever, whenever. There's a spring bulge when new seeds, the late fall ones that the cold turned off and the existing tap roots all start up at once. But they just keep coming, and constant pushback's the only way to achieve DL-free stability.

For awhile.
 

Dougal Short

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I hold a pesticide license (from a job long ago) and also live in the country and get my water from a well...

There is no such thing as a truly "safe" herbicide. Health Canada's studies are all based on estimates and acceptable risk. You won't save the world by avoiding spraying a few dandelions, but the less chemicals we use overall (including dish soaps, shampoos, drain cleaner etc. etc.) the better off we'll all be.

Now, if someone would have the balls to ban bottled water, we'd be be moving in the right direction....
 

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Not if you mow frequently. If you can't mow every coupla days in season, then you should consider something other than a lawn, although you could try overseeding with dutch white clover. Monoculture is hard, and subject to disease and invasion.

There's no such thing as a low maintenance grass.

Dig up the lawn, pave it, paint it green :)
 

jiiimmm

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Get Killex....

Take a drive up to farm country and get a small bottle...


I just spray the Dandelions..not everything!!!

I've hit a lot of little town co ops and such and no one had any left over stock. I'm still trying. If you have any leads PM me please.
 
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