Jessica Simpson version 2.0 : would you still tap that ?

Berlin

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Back to real numbers and tonnage ...

No way is she a size 4 but who cares.. she looks 135 or 140 and maybe a size 6-8.
True, no way she's currently a size 4 and as per pics. The consensus among some LF's and a few self coined experts seems to be smiliar to what you posted : At least a size 8 and at least 135.

Her current shape is very fine by me but should she balloon more , as per the photochopped, I don't think I'd be able to handle it ... given the chance.

 

CapitalGuy

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Its over. All voluptuous women turn into lard, at some point in their lives. Stick to the waifs.
 

Kilgore Trout

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I've heard that woman's clothing manufacturers in the past 10 years have started labeling their apparel size numbers down to make women feel better about their bodies because it makes it easier to sell them clothing.

So if an item is really size 10, they now will label it size 8. If an item is really size 8 they will label it size 6 etc etc. The number deflation has gotten so ridiculous that apparel companies might even be labelling size 8 clothing as "size 4" now.
That's why she thinks she's a size 4 still. That's what the label says afterall, so it must be true.
 

ig-88

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If she were an ordinary person, yeah, I'd count myself lucky.

But given her fame and money ... get a money manager, a personal trainer, a nutritionist, a chef ... unacceptable, imo
 

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I've heard that woman's clothing manufacturers in the past 10 years have started labeling their apparel size numbers down to make women feel better about their bodies because it makes it easier to sell them clothing.

So if an item is really size 10, they now will label it size 8. If an item is really size 8 they will label it size 6 etc etc. The number deflation has gotten so ridiculous that apparel companies might even be labelling size 8 clothing as "size 4" now.
That's why she thinks she's a size 4 still. That's what the label says afterall, so it must be true.


I can relate to her. I am around the same height as she is and have the same type body shape except I am heavier than she is right now. She appears to be around 140 lbs in that David letterman picture. It's difficult to be at that in between weight because people will criticize you for it.
In Hollywood, anything above a size 2 is considered "fat". In the real world, a size 14 is considered BBW territory while for celebrities and models a size 6-8 is BBW.

Clothes are made in smaller and bigger sizes no matter what the tags says. it all depends on the store you go to.

I don't know why people care about this woman's size. She's not an A-list actor and is not under any intense pressure due to her career. Celebrities come and go and she's probably at a point in her life where she's trying to figure things out. People make it sound as if she has some sort of disfiguration. Everyday people lose weight and gain weight. I guess you can take her out back and shoot her because she is not considered "hot" anymore. There are more important things in life... Seriously.
 

danmand

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I don't know why people care about this woman's size. She's not an A-list actor and is not under any intense pressure due to her career. Celebrities come and go and she's probably at a point in her life where she's trying to figure things out. People make it sound as if she has some sort of disfiguration. Everyday people lose weight and gain weight. I guess you can take her out back and shoot her because she is not considered "hot" anymore. There are more important things in life... Seriously.
If we were worried about the more important things in life, chances are we would not be here.
 

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from a purely physical perspective, YES. She has a pretty face, carries her weight well, and can probably fuck like a champ after servicing that many good christian celebrities.

From any other perspective, NOOOOOOO! dumb as post and doesn't strike me as having any redemmable qualitiies as a human being.
I like this answer....

Cheers!
 

K Douglas

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Those first few pics looked photo shopped if you ask me. Her head looks like its cropped onto someone else's body. If it is indeed her I'd put that weight at around 135-140 lbs.
 

sleazure

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If she were an ordinary person, yeah, I'd count myself lucky.

But given her fame and money ... get a money manager, a personal trainer, a nutritionist, a chef ... unacceptable, imo
Unacceptable? Ultimately, it's her call whether it is or not.

She's approaching the age when she'll need more than her looks to succeed in that business. Plenty of tough competition.

It seems like years since she's worked a good gig. She'll soon be doing a reality show on Much More Music if things don't improve. I hear Cory Feldman's looking for a new sidekick....
 

Don Draper

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Wow! That's the wacky and kind hearted lady who runs the Eastern European bakery/deli down the street from me.

She smells like Perogie Dough and is always giving me little samples of breaded pork cutlet. She eats what the customers won't take after constantly wiping her chin with her greasy apron.

She looks great for 55, four children and a life time of golonka, kolduny, zrazy, salceson and flaki.

I never thought I'd see her on TERB. Good for her!
 

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Alanna Johnson has an ass like that, albeit the rest of her is smaller, but in either case, I'd do either one in a heart beat.
 
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