Howard Stern's Tiger Woods Mistress Beauty Pageant

[Keebler Elf]

Has anybody else heard this on the Howard Stern radio show? On one hand it's fascinating to hear all the sordid, juicy details of his affairs with 3 of the mistresses.

But on the other hand, at least two of those bitches ARE FUCKING ANNOYING AS HELL!!!! The girl who won the pageant can be found under the definition of "naive" in the dictionary. She's a combination of dumb as a rock and incredibly naive. And her "woe is me" persona just gets fucking annoying. The other annoying girl is the other Jamee who speaks a mile a minute and totally downplays how much she got played and acted like she was the one in control. Puh-lease.

The third girl (the shorter hotter blond) was the most attractive and, although I'm 99% sure she was a hooker on the side, she had the most common sense and knew what the deal was and didn't think she was the "only one". All that counted against her when they voted and she finished third.

I'm listening to the replays and man those girls just get more and more annoying with every listen!

 

[elmufdvr]

yes the show gets better and better... this was a little too much hype.. but it was funny and entertaining.. howard is as always hitting home runs..

 

[y2kmark]

How so??

So Tiger's packing nine inches and likes to be rimmed. This show isn't going to help the reconciliation process.

You think Erin doesn't ALREADY KNOW he's packing 9 inches and likes to be rimmed?

 

[JEFF247]

And the winner is.................

Jamie Junger!!!

Winner got $75,000. 2nd $15,000 and 3rd $10,000.

 

[mandrill]

Looking at the 3 girls in the picture, all I can say is................. "Tiger, you da man!!!!!"

 

[Cycleguy007]

Jamie Junger!!!

I like the one on the right! Hee hee

 

[Questor]

Has anybody else heard this on the Howard Stern radio show? On one hand it's fascinating to hear all the sordid, juicy details of his affairs with 3 of the mistresses.

I agree that its kind of an interesting situation.

Has anybody else heard this on the Howard Stern radio show? On one hand it's fascinating to hear all the sordid, juicy details of his affairs with 3 of the mistresses.
But on the other hand, at least two of those bitches ARE FUCKING ANNOYING AS HELL!!!! The girl who won the pageant can be found under the definition of "naive" in the dictionary. She's a combination of dumb as a rock and incredibly naive. And her "woe is me" persona just gets fucking annoying. The other annoying girl is the other Jamee who speaks a mile a minute and totally downplays how much she got played and acted like she was the one in control. Puh-lease.

The third girl (the shorter hotter blond) was the most attractive and, although I'm 99% sure she was a hooker on the side, she had the most common sense and knew what the deal was and didn't think she was the "only one". All that counted against her when they voted and she finished third.

I'm listening to the replays and man those girls just get more and more annoying with every listen!

Why would you subject yourself to something annoying over and over again? I don't know much about Tiger's girls but I don't know why you are surprised or annoyed at anything they say or do.

 

[Keebler Elf]

I keep hearing it because I listen to Howard Stern while surfing the net. Not surprisingly (since the pageant was a HUGE media hit; it even crashed the HS website) they're replaying the shit out of it.

One upside of hearing it ad nauseum is that you start picking up on little comments that slipped by the first time you hear it. Especially the inter-girl rivalry.

 

[Berlin]

Regardless, I'd tap'em all.

 

[MrBigDick]

I dont find any of them attractive. Will better stick to my ATFs
What a waste of time TW was!

 

[lomotil]

While Stern was undergoing separation from his wife, Allison, a well endowed black man like Woods was copulating with her. STern did not mention this, he can give it out but cannot take it obviously. He declined to comment on this, because he claims he was protecting his daughters.
As an aside, his co-host Robin has nice big jugs.

 

[Mia.Colpa]

Regardless, I'd tap'em all.

Beggers can't be choosy.

 

[Keebler Elf]

While Stern was undergoing separation from his wife, Allison, a well endowed black man like Woods was copulating with her.

How do you know that???

 

[ChaosTheory]

someone sent me this for some reason...the audio is all on youtube...here is my contribution to this thread.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KFzQvivxlW4&feature=channel

 

[Questor]

someone sent me this for some reason...the audio is all on youtube...here is my contribution to this thread.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KFzQvivxlW4&feature=channel

Wow. That's what this whole thread is about? That wasn't very interesting at all. Stern's introduction was just stupid, so I skipped most of that and went to one of the girls talking and that was more stupid, so I closed the link. What a waste of time.