Jessica Simpson version 2.0 : would you still tap that ?

[Berlin]

... she told Oprah she's a size 4 very recently.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbi...d-Mad-Men-glamour--ends-looking-matronly.html

 

[Berlin]

On Dave ...

 

[Berlin]

... approaching Dave.

 

[danmand]

Based upon my extensive experience with SP's in Toronto, I would guess her weight at 110 lbs.

 

[Berlin]

The Infamous Mom Jeans pics ....

I'd still tap that BTW.

 

[HOCKEY_GOD]

On Dave ...

Yes, I'd tap that if she paid me handsomely... somewhere in the range of $500-$1,000 per hour! LOL

Seriously, I'd tap that pro bono after hearing about what a sexual deviant she is according to John Mayer. Never met a woman that was a bigger sexual freak than me... still looking looking for her!

 

[JEFF247]

On Dave ...

Wonder if Dave tried to get her up to the secret intern love nest? I don't think she's anything. If she was a stripper at Sundowners, I would wave her bye!! No thanks.

 

[bammab007]

Most dudes here pay $$$ to "tap" way worse. So I'm not sure who you are asking this too.

 

[AnimalMagnetism]

Jessica Simpson: "I Don't Brush My Teeth!"

Listerine and a sweater......who knew cleaning teeth was so simple..

 

[Berlin]

Based upon my extensive experience with SP's in Toronto, I would guess her weight at 110 lbs.

She's 5 ft 3 or 4 ... I'd say at least 125 Ibs.

Here's a better Mom Jeans pic. Look at da meat ...

 

[Berlin]

Just to refresh the memory: her leaner days ...

 

[wpgguy]

I think you guys are missing Dmans point. She is 110 lbs in SP weight which is 125-135 in reality.

 

[james t kirk]

Fucking right I would.

I can handle a curvy woman (tboy in 3, 2, 1...).

To me she looks great and hearing about what a freak she is in the bedroom, I'd drive though houses to get at her. I bet she LOVES to suck cock. Full blast.

 

[t.o.leafs.fan]

I would, obviously, but not as hot as she used to be.

 

[The Fruity Hare]

I think you guys are missing Dmans point. She is 110 lbs in SP weight which is 125-135 in reality.

Yes, that means in secret SP language she is 110lbs and 21 years old!

 

[The Oracle]

She's 5 ft 3 or 4 ... I'd say at least 125 Ibs.

Here's a better Mom Jeans pic. Look at da meat ...

She's at least 140LB in the Letterman pics and yes I would in a heartbeat on reputation alone.

 

[Alex_Ontario]

No way is she a size 4 but who cares.. she looks 135 or 140 and maybe a size 6-8. Leave her be... She's not being paid $20 mill for a movie, she's not on tour so her only exposure right now is what John Mayer has been saying about her sexually so I guess she can afford to take it easy. She looks like a normal woman.

 

[Mineshaft]

No way is she a size 4 but who cares.. she looks 135 or 140 and maybe a size 6-8. Leave her be... She's not being paid $20 mill for a movie, she's not on tour so her only exposure right now is what John Mayer has been saying about her sexually so I guess she can afford to take it easy. She looks like a normal hot woman.

Fixed it for ya.

 

[gramage]

from a purely physical perspective, YES. She has a pretty face, carries her weight well, and can probably fuck like a champ after servicing that many good christian celebrities.

From any other perspective, NOOOOOOO! dumb as post and doesn't strike me as having any redemmable qualitiies as a human being.

 

[ClassAct]

If someone told me ten years ago that Jessica Simpson would become a BBW, I would have never believed it.