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Keyra

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Hey there boys.

I know, I know, you boys have barely heard a peep out of me for the last few weeks. Not to worry, I haven't disappeared and run off to Timbuktu (which, thanks to a trivia game I've been playing on my cell phone recently, I now know is in the country of Mali). :) No, I've just been busy with some "real world" issues that came up. I've said it before, I'll say it again - the "real world" has a habit of interrupting our little world of fun 'n' games ...

So I've got good news and bad news for you boys. Actually, it's more like Great News and mildly bad news. I've always been one to get the bad stuff out of the way first so that the good stuff isn't spoiled, and that's what I'm going to do right now. So first the Bad News.

The Official Bad News, which a few of you boys already know from PMs, is that I've been forced to take a little bit of time off due to some health issues. This is why I haven't posted in my hours update thread for a while, and I won't be for a while longer. The details: Over the last year and a half I unfortunately had what are called "abnormal cells" on two pap smears in a row. Now, when a girl gets "abnormal cells" on more than one pap test, it's pretty much a 99% certainty that these abnormal cells represent something no woman ever wants to get - cervical cancer. The doctors have been very careful *not* to use the "C"-word with me, even though I've directly asked them about it more than once, but I'm not stupid - they're just trying not to worry me, which is a common medical practice. A practice they've continued even as they scheduled me for surgery "down there" ...

Well, I had that minor surgery "down there" last Wednesday (February 10th), and all went pretty well. At this point I now have to wait another 3 weeks for yet more test results to come back, which is the worst part of this experience - the waiting game ... Not knowing if I'll get a clean bill of health or will have to go back for more procedures. This really sucks. Keyra pissed off about life right now, grrr ... *sexy little growl*

Don't worry boys - I'm going to get through this and bounce back stronger than ever. It'll just take a little bit of time, that's all. So don't expect much out of me for the month of February - it looks like I'll be laid-up recovering for the month. I'll keep you all posted on my progress, but remember - it's not too bad of a case, the surgery was minor, and with any luck I won't have to go back for another one. But heck, even if I do, that should be the last one. What's a month (or two) off, when I'll come out of this healthy and ready to resume the rest of my life??? Nothing, that's what.

So that's the Slightly Bad News, but nothing I won't overcome and pass with flying colours soon enough. Okay, so as for the GREAT NEWS ... It's exciting, it's awesome, it's sexy as all hell and it'll knock your socks (not to mention your jocks) off ...

Hmmmm ... Y'know, I think I'm going to hold off on that ... I'm going to tease you boys for a little while, before I spring my big surprise on all of you. Trust me - you're going to *LOVE* it. ;) Maybe I'll need some help posting my good news ... Yeah, maybe someone else can come on here later and help me out a little ...

All I'm going to say right now is, there was a hint - a very, very tiny little hint - in another thread that you really observant boys might have noticed and went "Hmmmmm" about.

Yeah, yeah, I know, I'm *such* a tease! But haven't you boys who've come to see me noticed that about me already? *batting my eyelashes at all of you with an innocent look on my face*

Talk to you boys later on ... and in the meantime, have fun guessing what my awesome Great News is ... (This is going to be *so* much fun!) ;-)
 
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Keyra

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Let me guess. You're running off with Hammer too.
No hon, I'm not going anywhere, especially with Hammer, lol! If there was ever a chance of me going over there, I would've done that long ago ... Lord knows he tried to recruit me to work for ASA often enough! No, Katrina's more than welcome to keep him all to herself! ;)
 

Keyra

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New boobs.....those great sweet little 34Cs of yours are going to be enhanced to ........let me guess..... 38DDs.
ROTFL! Oh, Bopper, you're a funny one! I only *wish* that's what my good news was, lol! Hey, anybody want to help contribute to the "Keyra's Breast Enlargement Fund"?!?!? We're taking donations all month! Only need to reach our goal of 10,000 dollars! I'm looking at you, Bopper!

Wow, you boys are being entertaining today, lol! :)
 

Mr_Breeze

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Hmmm, the only thing that comes to mind right now Keyra is that you've hooked up with that cute little spinner of a cheerleaderand have recruited her? Regardless Keyra, I wish you nothing but the best for completely normal pap test results.

Oh, I can definitely help you to post your good news ... and I'll be that someone else who can come on here later and help me out a little ... It's all about your 2,00 body parts that I just adore.
 

Mr_Breeze

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Any chance you could give a small hint Keyra? Like the thread title at least :)
 

SweetSerenity

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A good guess =P

Yes, Serenity has packed her bags and gone to Guelph to join up with Miss Keyra.

I won't be starting until the 22nd though, as I have also been having health problems(though nowhere near Miss Keyra's)
 

Keyra

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There you go boys - the Great News is that Serenity has accepted my offer to join forces with me and start working out of my incall location in Guelph. *VBS*!!!

And yes, Waterloohobby, while it's going to be a duo for the ages in terms of being an awesome business partnership ... Sorry to disappoint you, but her and I won't be offering actual duos. Miss Serenity prefers to do her appointments one-on-one with you lucky boys, and I will always respect her wishes.

But the answer you guys have been demanding is now here - Serenity has found a new working home, and it's with me! (Aren't I lucky? *WEG*) Get ready to shake it up in about ten days boys ... make sure to take your vitamins, you're gonna need 'em! ;)

Once I get my ad status back up and running (I let it lapse; what with me having cancer and all I didn't think I'd need it, but now I see that I will) I'll announce Serenity's exact hours, and then all you horny boys can arrange to see her through me.

And now, I need to get to bed ... my latest round of Percs are starting to kick in ... I hope this has made your day, boys!!!
 

waterloohobby

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I should be on csi or something ! :) Seriously .. keyra, hope all is well and Serenity, I just might get the chance to see you now ! Keyra, we've hooked up and damn, it would be sweet again !
 

Twinklegirl

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Hey Keyra

I've had the "abnormal cell" thing and according to my dr, it's relatively common. I had it several years ago. I had the surgery, and it was nothing. No big C word. I actually never even thought of that as the outcome. So chin up, it happens a lot, and it is, in most cases, harmless.
 

goalie000

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Hi Keyra
Sorry to hear of your problem. Chin up You will get through it!! Just make sure you take the time needed to recover. Don't come back too soon, make sure you're Ready!
All the Best, goalie.
 

le.sulk

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honestly what a right chuffer, would have been great if you got megan fox there
 

coolcat

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Wow!! I just read this thread for the first time. Keyra, you are an awesome and strong lady. I know you will get through this with flying colors. I wish you all the best in a speedy recovery and that when I see you again you will be better than ever, if that is possible. Remember to take care of yourself and make that your #1 priority.
 
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