the weirdest thing I ever heard from an sp

d78

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she told me "you have a pretty cock". Honestly, i was not flattered at all. I know sometimes sps just say things they think the clients like to hear, just like their fake moaning, so I would not be surprised if she say you have a big cock, though I know my cock is just average. I asked her what do you mean by "pretty", she said "just pretty", not like some other cocks "ugly". I still don't know what the hell she really meant to say.
 

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nice tip? smooth hairless shaft? lower extremity not as turkey neck looking?
 

koxinga

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yeah i got that too before, though she elaborated that to mean, if i remember correctly: nice defined and round head, manscaped (though that applies to the entire crotch area), good angle of erection, etc....
 

d78

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nice tip? smooth hairless shaft? lower extremity not as turkey neck looking?
no, it was during the action, so she didn't know if I gonna tip her or not. I didn't that time. because after she said that to me, i kept thinking WTF she really meant? kinda spoiled the session. and I don't shave, but I pay close attention to my personal hygiene, always. however, no other sps ever said something like that to me before. "pretty cock" sounds so fucking weird to me, did she imply i'm a gay, that was what I suspected close to the end. But I'm in no way close to a gay. argh, fuck, whenever I think about that it still fucks me.
 

d78

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yeah i got that too before, though she elaborated that to mean, if i remember correctly: nice defined and round head, manscaped (though that applies to the entire crotch area), good angle of erection, etc....
really? did we see the same sp, my dear brother-in-law? :D
 

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maybe she just meant that she thought you had a pretty cock.. I have told boys before that they have a pretty penis. just means its nice to look at and play with and have in my mouth. just like women. some have amazing breasts and some not so much
 

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no, it was during the action, so she didn't know if I gonna tip her or not. I didn't that time. because after she said that to me, i kept thinking WTF she really meant? kinda spoiled the session. and I don't shave, but I pay close attention to my personal hygiene, always. however, no other sps ever said something like that to me before. "pretty cock" sounds so fucking weird to me, did she imply i'm a gay, that was what I suspected close to the end. But I'm in no way close to a gay. argh, fuck, whenever I think about that it still fucks me.
Uh???

Maybe I'm slow this morning, but can someone explain to me how you go from "you have a pretty cock" to "you're probably gay"?

I really don't understand what is so weird about the comment she made. Surely you have said to a girl before that she has nice tits, a good looking ass, or pretty eyes, no? Same difference. "You have a pretty cock" means that she thinks that your cock is aesthetically pleasing.
 

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Uh???

Maybe I'm slow this morning, but can someone explain to me how you go from "you have a pretty cock" to "you're probably gay"?

I really don't understand what is so weird about the comment she made. Surely you have said to a girl before that she has nice tits, a good looking ass, or pretty eyes, no? Same difference. "You have a pretty cock" means that she thinks that your cock is aesthetically pleasing.
You have to excuse him, Mr D isn't the sharpest stick in the wood pile......
 

d78

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Uh???

Maybe I'm slow this morning, but can someone explain to me how you go from "you have a pretty cock" to "you're probably gay"?

I really don't understand what is so weird about the comment she made. Surely you have said to a girl before that she has nice tits, a good looking ass, or pretty eyes, no? Same difference. "You have a pretty cock" means that she thinks that your cock is aesthetically pleasing.
I guess it's because I have looked at, touched, kissed pussies and breasts but not cocks, it's hard for me to understand a "pretty cock". I could understand if you say it's a big cock, a hard cock, a strong cock, a powerful cock. but a "pretty cock" sounds like "pretty woman" to me...maybe it's just the first time and only time I heard at that time. felt better now as I learnt more here today.
 

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I dunno what all the fuss is. Haven't you guys seen an "ugly" pussy? I have. And I've seen "pretty" pussies.

Seeing guys with their clothes on, I can just imagine (*shudder*) what their cocks could look like. :eek:

If a chick tells you that you've got a "pretty" cock and you think that's gay, then perhaps you have some masculinity/self-confidence issues you need to deal with...
 

d78

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I dunno what all the fuss is. Haven't you guys seen an "ugly" pussy? I have. And I've seen "pretty" pussies.

Seeing guys with their clothes on, I can just imagine (*shudder*) what their cocks could look like. :eek:

If a chick tells you that you've got a "pretty" cock and you think that's gay, then perhaps you have some masculinity/self-confidence issues you need to deal with...
I know my cock is just average size but I don't have the confidence issue or I wouldn't spell it out. "gay" was just one of the possibilities I was thinking since she didn't elaborate left me guessing.
 

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If a chick tells you that you've got a "pretty" cock and you think that's gay, then perhaps you have some masculinity/self-confidence issues you need to deal with...
Bingo, Keebler hit it right on the nose*.

*and what a pretty nose it is. :D
 

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I was told in many occasions with SP and civilians that I had nice cock and "You make my day" and "I would love to see you again" (Jessie@rm and Tessa@mirage)and other top SP,
just because I am a gentleman and handsome:)
 

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I too have been told that I have a pretty cock. The lady elaborated and said that it was nice and straight and had a nice, round head. She added that she didn't like warped ones. (But some girls have told me that they like warped ones a lot).

It's the only time a girl has complimented my dick, so it did seem a little strange.

I have told girls that they have "cute" pussies, if I like the shape and have often complimented girls on being tight. So, I guess it's tit for tat. Or tit for dick..... Something like that.
 

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The term pretty is generally not used in reference to guys. I think that's why the OP was concerned.

Guys like to hear you have an awesome cock or its sooo big, or it feels so good or its so hard, or anything thing else that makes him feel like a real man. Pretty just sounds so unmanly.

Edit: after seeing the other threads with the OP Ducebag, I take back what I said. The OP was concerned because he is an insecure little bitch (probably gay as well) hiding behind his computer screen.
 
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