Lisa of Toronto's Year in Review...

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Cycleguy007 said:
January
Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight..

February
Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels......
Helllloooo!!!........bottles won't fit in printer !!!

March
Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months..... box said "2-4 years!"

April
Trapped on escalator for hours ....... power went out!!!

May
Tried to make Kool-Aid.....wrong instructions....8 cups of
water won't fit into those little packets!!!

June
Tried to go water skiing.......couldn't find a lake with a slope.

July
Lost breast stroke swimming competition..... learned later,
the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!

August
Got locked out of my car in rain storm..... car swamped because soft-top was open.

September
The capital of California is "C".....isn't it???

October
Hate M & M's.....they are so hard to peel.

November
Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days .. instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!

December
Couldn't call 911 . "duh".....there's no "eleven" button on the stupid phone!!!
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This post is not funny at all, in my opinion.

Often, the critique says more about the critic, and in this case it's true. Cycleguy has lost a few points with me on this one.
 
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The one thing that isn't included i Lisa's year is how she has mellowed since kicking the booze.

If she was still drinking she would have gone off on this, Noe she sluffs it off.

Good job girl!

And no I am not playing prince charming because I think I might get a little extra something something for being nice. Lisa isn't my type and I think guys who do that are pathetic.

I simply say this because I have been hard on her in the past, and the new Lisa 2.0 is a lot more friendly.
 
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Relax Old Milwaukee

Old Milwaukee said:
This post is not funny at all, in my opinion.

Often, the critique says more about the critic, and in this case it's true. Cycleguy has lost a few points with me on this one.
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You need to reconnect with your sense of humour, dude.

I posted it as a joke... and just to be sure, I also dispatched a PM to Lisa as well... to make sure she knew I was just havin some fun with her... and it was taken as such. Sheesh...
 
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Cycleguy007 said:
You need to reconnect with your sense of humour, dude.

I posted it as a joke... and just to be sure, I also dispatched a PM to Lisa as well... to make sure she knew I was just havin some fun with her... and it was taken as such. Sheesh...
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I'll try and reconnect with my sense of humour, thanks for the advice, dude.

I still don't find it funny, sorry.
 
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daty said:
if she hadn't sat on the damn couch they would never have played hide'n seek in her cooch

I was gonna offer to look for them but how would I explain the new tongue ring to the SO
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Well it wasn't so much the keys were there .. but starting it up and driving it out were a bit much:D
 
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lookin4kicks said:
Maybe this hits to close to home for Old Milwaukee, he can't connect the humour due to him having the same year as Lisa!
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Sorry, I don't understand your comment?

My name is based on the beer I happen to drink, it's cheap, so shoot me.

I'm 43, hope that doesn't classify me as old? A little grey maybe, but I'm hangin in there.
 
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landscaper said:
Well it wasn't so much the keys were there .. but starting it up and driving it out were a bit much:D
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any thoughts on how the gear selector was used if cooch was engsged/attached to the ignition
 
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What the .....?

Old Milwaukee said:
Sorry, I don't understand your comment?

My name is based on the beer I happen to drink, it's cheap, so shoot me.

I'm 43, hope that doesn't classify me as old? A little grey maybe, but I'm hangin in there.
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I understand that your name is based on the beer, What I am saying is "you (whatever your name, old milwaukee or otherwise)" might not get the humour because the events in Lisa's life last year were very close to your own life events and therefore you can't get the joke because it hurts to much. My comment was a joke but now I understand that you are void of humour.
 
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Lisa of Toronto said:
i lost my car keys about a month ago....i m still looking in the couch
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That's why I'm getting one of those new cars with a push button start. They come with a key that's the size of a credit card that you never have to take out of your wallet. Combination lock on my door at home so I never have to carry keys.
 
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lookin4kicks said:
I understand that your name is based on the beer, What I am saying is "you (whatever your name, old milwaukee or otherwise)" might not get the humour because the events in Lisa's life last year were very close to your own life events and therefore you can't get the joke because it hurts to much. My comment was a joke but now I understand that you are void of humour.
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My own "life events" ? what the hell?

Please tell me more about my life, I'm curious.

My initial comment still stands, I don't find the humour in making fun at someone elses expense, but if Lisa is cool with the thread, then I'm cool with it.
 
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Old Milwaukee said:
My own "life events" ? what the hell?

Please tell me more about my life, I'm curious.

My initial comment still stands, I don't find the humour in making fun at someone elses expense, but if Lisa is cool with the thread, then I'm cool with it.
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For the most part lisa hands it out better than most, and she has some of the most interesting pictures.......:D
 
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