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Rantsalot

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Before I begin.

Still treading the water lightly here at TERB. So far so good. With all sites like this there will be some haters some friendly folk and some....meh.....whatever...LOL I'll hold back on ranting a lot for the time being but I just had to say this.

Anyways....LOL

Again a simple question:

What's better than sex or is there anything better than sex?

Sex. Me? Love it. In fact I had sex just last night with a friend (not an SP). She called me over and well, yeah. Wish I could have more but would I want it ALL the time? Um, no, otherwise the whole deal would get stale. I will say this though when it comes to being outdoors I can never have enough.

Ok. So there you are. Share what you want.
 
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Mia.Colpa

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Golf trumps sex many times, depending on which course I'm paying, but for the most part I'll pick golf over sex.

However, when I get to play golf and have sex on the course during my round, now that's the ultimate! Done that a few times and there's nothing like it, especially when I get a hole in one twice, on the same hole and at the same time!!!!!!!:D
 
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onehunglow

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Winning the big lottery, then you can buy all the sex you can handle.

And bourbon, skiing, and all the other niceties note above.:D
 
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CapitalGuy

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A boring answer...

....but a true one.

I would posit that the following bodily functions are better than sex:

breathing
eating/drinking
urinating
defecating.

Why? Because, if you are unable to do any of those functions, everything else in your life stops mattering. You stop caring about anything and everything until you satisfy the particular bodily function you need to satisfy at the time (the assumption is that you NEED to crap badly at risk of shitting your pants, or that you NEED to drink or else you will die).

Anyhow, all jokes aside, we can go indefinitely without sex. But if you are starved of air, that first breath of air is the best thing in the world. If you are lying prostate in the desert about to die, that drink of water poured down your throat is the best thing in the world. Etc.
 
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Jayzus

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Fast cars? A good speed run feels like the kind of orgasm only a really good blow job can give, with body tingling and that ever memorable "holy shit"!! Feeling. It's unfortunately just as expensive as this hobby, and life consuming.
 
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wet_suit_one

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Pumpkin pie.

Yep, defintely pumpkin pie (though peach cobbler is a close second).

Air is pretty good too, but I'd take pumpkin pie over air any day.

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Winning 10 million dollars. Then I could afford to have fun with $5000 an hour super babes like Tiger Woods and other horny rich dudes.
 
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69Shooter

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I went sky diving once... nothing in the world like the feeling you get jumping out of an airplane.
 
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nolabel

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I would post to this thread, but Rantsalot doesn't think I'm funny. Hang on, I just posted, which Rantsalot probably doesn't think is funny.

Answer: presupposing what CapitalGuy said about basic functioning being the beginning of it all, I would posit 'contentment'. We might all have different versions of what makes us content, but being content is an unalloyed good.
 
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