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Review - Bio Wellness Relaxtion

Ralph Furly

Registered User
Sep 13, 2003
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Here's the review of the Russian MP I visited last week. I hope this review answers all your questions (referring to the guys who PM'd me).

This is their ad from Durham Marketplace as of Nov. 27th...

Bio Wellness Oshawa Great Relaxation (905) 723-8172

I don't want to give out the exact location but just call and you will be guided to the place. Parking and entrance is available in the back. There is a neon sign in the window in the back that will let you know you are in the right place.

Upon entrance you walk into what looks like a small sitting area/kitchen with lamanent hardwood looking floors. You walk pass this room and then are guided into one of two rooms (one in front of you, one on your left and a washroom on your right). The inside of my room was nicely decorated with sexy stylish mirrors, candles, little knick knacks like flickering little plaques that reflected a small ray of light. Room looked clean and had lots of towels. There was also a sink in the room and a massage chair I believe (didn't try it out). The massage table was covered with clean towels but a little shakey. Also, it was made of pure wood as I could feel the rough, sandy, splinterly texture under the table when I went to stick my gum under it (gross, I know sorry).

My attendant's name was Katie. She was dressed in a tight, short mini black satin dress just above her knees with black stilettos. She has frizzy platinum coloured blonde hair down just above her shoulders. I would guess she is in her 20s. Facially she has a nice looking face but there was something about her teeth that I didn't like, can't put my finger on it but I noticed something. Bodywise she is curvy. I would not call her fat yet not skinny. I noticed her tummy roll when she bent over to rub my back. But when she was standing straight her body was fine and I had no problems with her. She has a nice rack on her, soft big beautiful breasts all natural. I would guess C's maybe?? Her ass is just as nice, big booty but very sexy! No sign of any stretch marks or loose flab, pretty tight for a curvy woman. Very nice bum! Also, she is completely shaved down there, nice soft spreadable lips.

Katie is a very friendly girl. Very easy to talk to and makes you feel special right from the beginning. She has a Russian accent and has been in Canada for 4 years now. She began the massage upon dispensing the oil. We chit chatted for about 5 minutes while she rubbed my thighs and ass. Not much to the massage and I knew it was up to me now to broach the question of extras. Asked for a NR option as I wanted to see all of Katie's beautiful body. She quoted the standard price of 60. I said that is the price for Toronto downtown not Oshawa, you have to give me a better deal sweetie. I wanted the NR for free ovbviously :p but alas we compromised on 40. Now the recession has it Ralphie too so spending this much was a little out of my budget but in the name of Terb I had to do my duty...lol.


So I flip over and tell Katie to strip for me very slowly so I can remember everything. She says why don't you help me strip? I like this girl! So I get off the table, turn her around so she's facing the sexy "s" shaped mirrors and I stand behind her. I start kissing her neck and feeling her tits while my cock pokes her in the ass while her dress is still on. She reaches behind and starts feeling my cock and I squeeze her tits even more. I'm now nibbling on her ears and dry humping her! I reached down to lift up her dress and to my delight she had no panties on!!! Just a pair of skin tone pantyhose up to her thighs. My cock was so hard and now it was flush between her ass cheeks while I reached around with my right hand to feel her soft wet shaved Russian pussy! She is very liberal with digits (sanitizes your hands ahead of time) and I could feel all her wetness. I pulled the dress up over her head and now she was standing there in only her black bra. She removed the bra herself and that's when I got an eyeful of her sweet puppies. I jumped in front of her and sucked away like a little baby cub tasting milk for the first time! Amazing tits! She let me feel them and suck on them as long as I wanted along with digits. When I was ready for the finish I jumped on the table and asked her to finish me off in a 69 position so that I could get a nice view of her ass and pussy while she stroked away. Her techinque is nice and slow, uses lots of oil and good teasing. Clean up was offered with a warm towel that was placed on me and I cleaned up myself.

I would have to say I had a very good time with Katie. She has a nice looking face and a good curvy body that you can have fun with. She is also very pleasant and makes you feel comfortable. Her friendliness is genuine. I know this because when I asked her when does she work again she said you can come anytime because even other girls are friendly, everyone is nice. Some MPAs would just give you their schedule and not recommend you to the other girls, she wasn't like this. So Katie is friendly, sexy and lots of fun to play with. I would definitely repeat with her. She works Wed, Fri and Sat.


Service: 8
Attitude: 8
Face: 7
Body: 7
Repeat: Yes
Damage: 40 + 40


Cheers
RF
 

MojoRisin'

People Are Strange!!!!!
Jul 14, 2003
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great review Ralph thanks. She sounds great! When im in the area Ill have to drop by. Sounds like a great gal and sexy too! Good to find some quality in Durham
 

Mister K

25 Years and GOING STRONG
Nov 21, 2006
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Thanks for the review Ralph. Too bad I'm on the other side of the city.:(
 

Mr. Piggy

Banned
Jul 4, 2007
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Thanks for the review Ralph. How much was the door fee?
If you read his whole post, you would see the answer to that question.
Damage = $$

Service: 8
Attitude: 8
Face: 7
Body: 7
Repeat: Yes
Damage: 40 + 40
 

MojoRisin'

People Are Strange!!!!!
Jul 14, 2003
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i walked in...met Katie, talked to her for a bit and thanked her for her time and left. Im sure shes nice and fun but not someone id be paying to play with. not my type
 

Ralph Furly

Registered User
Sep 13, 2003
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Durham
i walked in...met Katie, talked to her for a bit and thanked her for her time and left. Im sure shes nice and fun but not someone id be paying to play with. not my type
That's too bad. Was it anything specific that turned you off about her? Or was she not as I described?

And she was working today (Monday)?
 

MojoRisin'

People Are Strange!!!!!
Jul 14, 2003
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That's too bad. Was it anything specific that turned you off about her? Or was she not as I described?

And she was working today (Monday)?
yes she was in today. I called from TO around 3 and she said she would take her last apt at 830. She is as described and not that she isnt cute but I just want to be knocked out when im with someone that i pay for. I have to have that feeling of WOW and I just didnt get it, I dont doubt her serivice or personality isnt great but I just have to have that immediate " I HAVE to be with you" feeling. It just wasnt there when i walked in. Im a picky fickle fuck lol
 

maxwellsmart

Active member
Apr 11, 2006
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Nice review, Ralph.

You always seem to get such a great deal at MP's, Ralph!! If you're as good at negotiations in your day job, you must be a very rich man!
 

Mister K

25 Years and GOING STRONG
Nov 21, 2006
699
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Southern Ontario
Ralph Furly is a God...

Gotta tell you guys a story about RF - about five years ago RF and I were in a bit of a race to see who could check out new places first. So one night I am at this new place is south Oshawa that had just opened. I was finished my session and was chatting with my attendant when the phone rings. She begins talking to the caller when I hear the name "Ralph" from the phone. I indicated to the girl that I wanted to talk to the caller - she handed me the phone and I said "Is this the famous "Ralph Furly" from TERB?", there was a pause on the other end of the phone - and then he replied "Yes, who is this?" and I said "Mister K" and we both broke up laughing!

Ralph is an experienced hunter who chases the elusive BBBJ like the Maple Leafs chase Stanley Cups. He lets nothing deter him in his Don Quixote quest through the jungle of GM suppliers, strip malls and back rooms that make up the greater Durham Region!

While Ralph and I are often in search of different things we both seem to have found our groove and I consider Ralph to be one of the most decent and reliable posters on TERB (others include Wooly110, Dodger, Arbey, OldJones, and Hurricane Hank.)

Keep on truckin' Ralph!:)
 

Ralph Furly

Registered User
Sep 13, 2003
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Gotta tell you guys a story about RF - about five years ago RF and I were in a bit of a race to see who could check out new places first. So one night I am at this new place is south Oshawa that had just opened. I was finished my session and was chatting with my attendant when the phone rings. She begins talking to the caller when I hear the name "Ralph" from the phone. I indicated to the girl that I wanted to talk to the caller - she handed me the phone and I said "Is this the famous "Ralph Furly" from TERB?", there was a pause on the other end of the phone - and then he replied "Yes, who is this?" and I said "Mister K" and we both broke up laughing!

Ralph is an experienced hunter who chases the elusive BBBJ like the Maple Leafs chase Stanley Cups. He lets nothing deter him in his Don Quixote quest through the jungle of GM suppliers, strip malls and back rooms that make up the greater Durham Region!

While Ralph and I are often in search of different things we both seem to have found our groove and I consider Ralph to be one of the most decent and reliable posters on TERB (others include Wooly110, Dodger, Arbey, OldJones, and Hurricane Hank.)

Keep on truckin' Ralph!:)
Dude!! I remember that! Holy crap! I believe the attendant in question was Tina in the south end? Ocean Spa maybe on Nelson St. above the auto place?
Can't think of any other place in the south end I would have visited? Been to the one on Bloor besides the Mr. Sub but no one there would call me Ralph. It had to be Tina's place on Nelson. I think my review of Ocean Spa still might be on here lol. I remember because in that review I remember saying the receptionist looked hot and I wanted to see her next time.

Thanks for the kind words buddy! I still remember comparing notes via email lol. There were some good times back in those days, thanks for sharing some of your stories and insights about this crazy hobby of ours! You're a good man and a valuable asset to this board!

Cheers
RF
 

Dodger

Lives for DATY
Aug 17, 2001
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Hey MrK been a while. Thanks for the nice reference.

Been slowing down of late I just cannot keep up the way I would like with all the ladies. I still keep an ear to the road though for some of the great talent in Durham.

Keep looking for the gems and I will try and contribute if and when I can.

Speaking of Wooly he has been notably silent for some time now. Maybe the wifey or GF finally found out what he was up to :eek:
 

Mister K

25 Years and GOING STRONG
Nov 21, 2006
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Hey guys, great to hear from you both! The last post I saw for Wooly110 was back in early October. It may just be that he's busy with his real life, LOL!

One thing about TERB is that after awhile things get cyclic with the same topics being discussed ad nauseum and new members asking questions that were answered numerous times before. Then I kind of lose interest and leave for awhile and return later.

Oh, and Ralph it WAS Ocean Spa where that happened - I am FUCKING amazed that you can remember the name of the attendant! I would've had to do a search and go back and check out the reviews from that time. As I recall Ocean didn't stay open very long (a couple of months?) I also remember not being too impressed by the shower but the attendant I had was great.
 

Arbey

Always Searching
Nov 23, 2003
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Hey Mr K!

Nice to hear from you, you even woke Dodger up! (thanks for the compliment, btw)

I too wonder what Wooly is up to these days.

Hmmmm, he kinda disappeared around the same time Kierra did.

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Were all those rumours true after all????
;)
 

Bearlythere

Lost IN the Shwa
Aug 20, 2001
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Ralph, another great review. I must say, you are the steadiest poster in Durham. I envy your ability to not get bored or jaded with some of the places we have had out here, but it has gotten better, partially because of this board and your role in it

I am not able to follow up your posts, but I trust your reviews implicitly. Cannot say that about all the posters....
 

testind

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Mar 19, 2005
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Thats hillarious!!!!!! Too funny!!!

gotta tell you guys a story about rf - about five years ago rf and i were in a bit of a race to see who could check out new places first. So one night i am at this new place is south oshawa that had just opened. I was finished my session and was chatting with my attendant when the phone rings. She begins talking to the caller when i hear the name "ralph" from the phone. I indicated to the girl that i wanted to talk to the caller - she handed me the phone and i said "is this the famous "ralph furly" from terb?", there was a pause on the other end of the phone - and then he replied "yes, who is this?" and i said "mister k" and we both broke up laughing!

Ralph is an experienced hunter who chases the elusive bbbj like the maple leafs chase stanley cups. He lets nothing deter him in his don quixote quest through the jungle of gm suppliers, strip malls and back rooms that make up the greater durham region!

While ralph and i are often in search of different things we both seem to have found our groove and i consider ralph to be one of the most decent and reliable posters on terb (others include wooly110, dodger, arbey, oldjones, and hurricane hank.)

keep on truckin' ralph!:)
 

Ralph Furly

Registered User
Sep 13, 2003
1,205
10
38
Durham
Ralph, another great review. I must say, you are the steadiest poster in Durham. I envy your ability to not get bored or jaded with some of the places we have had out here, but it has gotten better, partially because of this board and your role in it

I am not able to follow up your posts, but I trust your reviews implicitly. Cannot say that about all the posters....
Thanks man! Very kind of you to say those words!

Cheers
RF
 

erik99999

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Was checking out criaglist and there are adds for BioWellness and there is a pic of a sexy looking blond woman. Does she actually work there and if so whats her name, or is this just a some pic they put up for advertising. Ralph some help please or anyone who would know.

Peace

http://toronto.en.craigslist.ca/drh/ers/1511050583.html
 
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