Christmas Wish

Unlimited ejaculate.

I'd really like to fill a bathtub with the stuff. Just once in my life.
 
As unrelated as it may be to what normally goes on here, I'd love to get my engine bay painted. Damien is an awesome painter, and he'd be the painter I'd use.

But around here, the thought process is "we give gifts we like, and not what the reciever likes..."

And at least it's more realistic than MSOGs with several of the lovely ladies here. They might be up for it...Others aren't.
 
Someone I know and love is getting hitched, and my wish is that it works out beautifully for them both, because each has had bad luck in the past. Corny, yes, but it's at the top of my list.
 
Someone I know and love is getting hitched, and my wish is that it works out beautifully for them both, because each has had bad luck in the past. Corny, yes, but it's at the top of my list.


Actually, I've got to applaud you on that, nolabel. A truly selfless wish.