Truisms...

[toughb]

Sex on television can't hurt you unless you fall off.

Don't knock masturbation - it's sex with someone I love. Woody Allen

When a man talks dirty to a woman, it\'s sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it\'s $3.95 a minute.

The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs less. - Brendan Francis

Sex at age ninety is like trying to shoot pool with a rope. - George Burns

Nymphomaniac: a woman as obsessed with sex as an average man. - Mignon McLaughlin

Chastity: The most unnatural of the sexual perversions. - Aldous Huxley

Sex: the pleasure is momentary, the position ridiculous, and the expense damnable. - Lord Chesterfield


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[Stoo]

Some good stuff there...

 

[genintoronto]

Sex: the pleasure is momentary, the position ridiculous, and the expense damnable. - Lord Chesterfield
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Never heard/read that one. I like.

 

[blackrock13]

I've said it before but today is also a good time. Impotence is just natures way of saying no hard feelings.

 

[hairyfucker]

Birds of a feather flock together, and crap on your car.

A penny saved is a government oversight.

The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he can tell when he's really in trouble.

 

[The Options Menu]

Truism: Truisms are only useful insofar as they are true.

_TOM