Too many to call a favorite, but Londonstani by Gautam Malkani is the one that pops in my head in the ones I've read somewhat recently.skypilot said:
The Ask-A-Hooker Thread
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If I could afford it, I would!smylee52 said:
One SPs I used to work with did hire me once to entertain her and her BF for an evening. Was a lot of fun.
Seriously? What a fool! I always tell my wife... "Babe, you may have all the affairs you want as long as they are will females!" For years she thought I was joking... that all changed a couple years ago!Carrie Moon said:
I have a question for the bisexual ladies. Generally speaking which gender is more skilled at DATY?
I have always maintained that is should be women, since they have obvious inside information (pun intended...)
but (so far) my wife says she prefers me. I think she is just being polite and does not to bruise my ego, or we haven't found the right GF for her yet.
A few, but not many. I do get the "what a smart girl like you is doing in this business?" often enough, but not too many that are invested in "saving" me.silkfunkydiva said:LMAO! Have you ever had guys try and 'talk you out of it' too?
Nope.onthebottom said:
Eating pussy is like sucking cock: skills count for something, but what makes the difference between a 'meh' experience and a 'wow' experience is enthusiasm. The pink bits of the person doing the eating/sucking is irrelevant.Cycleguy007 said:
The only exception to this rule is guy giving blowjobs. I think that gay/bi guys don't have some of the hang-ups about giving bj that many straigh women do ("it's degrading", "don't touch my head", "you start humping, I stop sucking", etc.) -- mostly because of different socialization -- and therefore, they tend to be more enthusiastic about giving bj than many straight women are.
Had 2 long term relationships in my life-both with ex clientsonthebottom said:
often meet clients I am attracted to.Physically and mentally
I have had a client ask to be blindfolded the minute he walked in the door,,,,he is not 'into' BBWs but wanted to be put in a position where he was 'forced' to pleasure one.....He wanted me to blindfold him and tie him up then use and abuse him till I was done with him. May not sound that strange written down but try to imagine it lol
I have a regular client who comes over so I can stand on him while he strokes off. He has gotten so it takes both Holly and I standing on him to get him there now.....and he is a young hottie, go figure. Complained to me that I was losing weight
Had the usual Mommy/Son, Teacher/naughty student, lots of Blackmail fantasies and one where he was an fbi agent investigating my husband the Minister.....I of course was 'questioned' relentlessly.
Had a guy wear plastic baby pants and had me spank him till he peed himself,,,,thank god they were tight pants.
Oh, had a guy want me to wrap him completely in cellophane wrap except for his mouth and nose and his ass and cock....then I spanked him thoroughly, put a cone in his mouth and jerked him off till he shot his load in the cone....
want me to keep going?
Fears are the usual, being hurt badly or raped and given a disease....also I am terrified of catching cold or falling and breaking something, this job does not have sick or injured benefits and time off is brutal.
Smallest dick,,,,,smaller than the length of my pinky....largest was almost 12" way too big for me to do much with, felt bad for the guy. Had a guy who had a cone shaped dick, both my hands could not wrap around the base he had to have been at least 5" around and no condom was gonna fit him.....was not able to actually have intercourse because of the width...he was lucky I could fit his head in my mouth, he had the thickest foreskin I have ever seen,,,,,really bizarre.
I have a regular client who comes over so I can stand on him while he strokes off. He has gotten so it takes both Holly and I standing on him to get him there now.....and he is a young hottie, go figure. Complained to me that I was losing weight
Had the usual Mommy/Son, Teacher/naughty student, lots of Blackmail fantasies and one where he was an fbi agent investigating my husband the Minister.....I of course was 'questioned' relentlessly.
Had a guy wear plastic baby pants and had me spank him till he peed himself,,,,thank god they were tight pants.
Oh, had a guy want me to wrap him completely in cellophane wrap except for his mouth and nose and his ass and cock....then I spanked him thoroughly, put a cone in his mouth and jerked him off till he shot his load in the cone....
want me to keep going?
Fears are the usual, being hurt badly or raped and given a disease....also I am terrified of catching cold or falling and breaking something, this job does not have sick or injured benefits and time off is brutal.
Smallest dick,,,,,smaller than the length of my pinky....largest was almost 12" way too big for me to do much with, felt bad for the guy. Had a guy who had a cone shaped dick, both my hands could not wrap around the base he had to have been at least 5" around and no condom was gonna fit him.....was not able to actually have intercourse because of the width...he was lucky I could fit his head in my mouth, he had the thickest foreskin I have ever seen,,,,,really bizarre.
I have hired an sp twice when I was in a relationship for a 3some.smylee52 said:
many many times attracted.. a few times involved.onthebottom said:
neither sex is better at it.. it's about technique and enthusiasm.. having said that women don't have 5'O clock shadow..Cycleguy007 said:
role-play teacher/step-momsentry11 said:
strangest was a guy into medieval scenario's who had me play with a plastic sword and slay him..
yes!!!herames said:
That is strange!genintoronto said:
I think that goes without saying... The enthusiasm part I mean.genintoronto said:
My point is, all things being equal... enthusiasm wise, girls obviously KNOW what feels good to them, so they would be more likely to do those same things to the girl they were DATY on. (Granted every woman is different... but the premise would be at least similar). Guys have to rely on reaction and passed experiences.
Its the same point as gay guys would make better cock suckers I suppose.
Generally I like to let the client make some moves and direct the action.. buf if he doesn't depending on what postition I'm in while we're chatting I usually start things.. with my tits first. But no set order for any positions.. I like it to be varied up and that variation comes from the client.smylee52 said:
yes and yessentry11 said:
That's an interesting question.smylee52 said:
Yes, I do think that I have somewhat of a 'routine' that I am comfortable with, and that I tend to repeat with most clients, unless they initiate something to 'break' the routine.
But I also think that the 'routine' is always evolving, being re-shaped and redefined as I learn new tricks and get a larger range of experiences.
That being said, every date still remains unique because it's never the same two people. So, I think that most dates are a mix of 'routine' and 'uniqueness'.
Most of my friends are women.. probably 80%. Clients I'd hang out with? probably only 30%. Many many people I have nothing in common with but will fuck.moviefan said:
I see.Cycleguy007 said:I think that goes without saying... The enthusiasm part I mean.
My point is, all things being equal... enthusiasm wise, girls obviously KNOW what feels good to them, so they would be more likely to do those same things to the girl they were DATY on. (Granted every woman is different... but the premise would be at least similar). Guys have to rely on reaction and passed experiences.
Its the same point as gay guys would make better cock suckers I suppose.
In my experience, and all other things being equal, dykes are better at it. Mostly I think because they don't see it as 'foreplay' but as the main course. Guys and bi-girls tend to treat it as secondary to penetration, or to see pussy eating and penetration as two mutually exclusive activities. Dykes are better at mixing it up.
In my opinion, it has nothing to do with sharing the same pink bits. It's all in the attitude and perspective.
