As an enthusiest and veteran hobbiest, my ventures brought me to the Ajax spa, as I have yet to try it out.
For those of you who don't know, this spa (and I use the term loosely) is located at the corner of Westney and Clemments Rd in Ajax (of course...duh).
Rear entrance (hehe).
I was greeted by a middle aged Oriental woman, who led me about 2 ft down the hallway and into the room.
The Room
How many of you have seen the movie SAW? Well the room reminded me of the bathroom/main setting sans dead body - except it is the size of the janitors closet. Tile floors, ZERO heat, dank and dingy. It was hard to get into the mood, infact any mood as I froze as I layed nude awaiting my destiny.
The Massage
Maybe it was the egg-sized goose bumps, maybe, 'cause she saw my wedding tackle submerged in my body, I was asked "aw you cowd". Yes damn it! I was given the luxury of a small ceramic heater blasting on my body. Now as massages go, I find Oriental girls give the best reasl massage, and this woman credit for that....and only that. It was a very indepth, relaxing massage.
Down-side #1:the massage table legs aren't level on the floor. as the massage got harder, the table rocked back and forth, leaving that soothing *SQUEEEEEEEEEK-A-BANG-BANG*
Down-side #2: the bitch wouldn't shut the fuck up. She tried selling me a 2 hour massage with 1/2 hr of her walking on my back. Also went on how all other mp's don't offer good service and she does. Now she repeated these 2 things for about 20 minutes ( I think that's all her translator taught her this week). It was like talking to or , shall I say, arguing with a wall.
The finish
As I lay on my back, the massage got soft, you all know the finger tip tickles...then for the first time in my life I was scared for my dignity. She pours what felt like a 1/2 gallon of oil down my ass crack. She walks away. At this point, I am far from hard, and All I have is images from that SAW movie going through my head. I was almost bracing for impact!!
to be continued later.....
For those of you who don't know, this spa (and I use the term loosely) is located at the corner of Westney and Clemments Rd in Ajax (of course...duh).
Rear entrance (hehe).
I was greeted by a middle aged Oriental woman, who led me about 2 ft down the hallway and into the room.
The Room
How many of you have seen the movie SAW? Well the room reminded me of the bathroom/main setting sans dead body - except it is the size of the janitors closet. Tile floors, ZERO heat, dank and dingy. It was hard to get into the mood, infact any mood as I froze as I layed nude awaiting my destiny.
The Massage
Maybe it was the egg-sized goose bumps, maybe, 'cause she saw my wedding tackle submerged in my body, I was asked "aw you cowd". Yes damn it! I was given the luxury of a small ceramic heater blasting on my body. Now as massages go, I find Oriental girls give the best reasl massage, and this woman credit for that....and only that. It was a very indepth, relaxing massage.
Down-side #1:the massage table legs aren't level on the floor. as the massage got harder, the table rocked back and forth, leaving that soothing *SQUEEEEEEEEEK-A-BANG-BANG*
Down-side #2: the bitch wouldn't shut the fuck up. She tried selling me a 2 hour massage with 1/2 hr of her walking on my back. Also went on how all other mp's don't offer good service and she does. Now she repeated these 2 things for about 20 minutes ( I think that's all her translator taught her this week). It was like talking to or , shall I say, arguing with a wall.
The finish
As I lay on my back, the massage got soft, you all know the finger tip tickles...then for the first time in my life I was scared for my dignity. She pours what felt like a 1/2 gallon of oil down my ass crack. She walks away. At this point, I am far from hard, and All I have is images from that SAW movie going through my head. I was almost bracing for impact!!
to be continued later.....