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Your Session (Prep) Routine.....

honeybear69

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Hey Everyone, due to a recent post I realized that we all prolly have different routines for prepping for a session. I was wondering if people would be willing to share some of theirs.....as I believe this could be a great learning experience. I know there has been chat before about shaving and stuff like that but never a routine. So either starting the day before or the day of or even a few days before. Eyes wide open for learning and education for me. And maybe Ladies if you want to give your opinions once again about what works or doesn't work on your end? Thanks
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Deviance

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Manscape several days prior. Manscape touch up the day of, shave, shower. A moderate "inner rinse" if the 'sesh is gonna get switchy/strapony prior to meeting. Eat 1000 breath mints prior to face to face contact. Nobody likes rotten smoker ass-mouth breath in their face. Oh and shower AGAIN at the SP location, yes even if showered an hour ago elsewhere.
 

bukka

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Manscape several days prior. Manscape touch up the day of, shave, shower. A moderate "inner rinse" if the 'sesh is gonna get switchy/strapony prior to meeting. Eat 1000 breath mints prior to face to face contact. Nobody likes rotten smoker ass-mouth breath in their face. Oh and shower AGAIN at the SP location, yes even if showered an hour ago elsewhere.
Well done. It seems like you are getting ready for a date with the girl of your dreams. I just hope that ladies are doing the same prep in return
 

Deviance

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Lucky so far. No issues with SP's to date. Then again, I only engage with well reviewed ladies.
 

TheRiddlerMan

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Obviously cleaning up and taking care of any hygiene needs, but also making sure I know where I'm going and where to park. I've gotten lost before seeing providers in parts of the city I never visit, so I try to make sure that doesn't happen.
 
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honeybear69

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Obviously cleaning up and taking care of any hygiene needs, but also making sure I know where I'm going and where to park. I've gotten lost before seeing providers in parts of the city I never visit, so I try to make sure that doesn't happen.
Agree on that one....I Google maps the area to find parking, walking distance....
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speakercontrols

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Shower, wash the butthole really well, pull back the foreskin, give 'er a wash. Shave, after shave. Brush the teeth. Load up on lots of sugar at Tim Horton's - sucks when I crash 1/2 way into the session but what the hell right? Swish some mouth wash.
Put in the ear buds and blast some music on endless repeat until it's time.

This morning was...


Other days?

That's me @ 1:33 going to the incall
 
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CuddleBuddy2

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Don't forget to cut your nails and file them especially if you're hoping for digits.
Moisturize your hands. No one likes calloused hands during massage 😁
 

buttu

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Unless I am mistaken.....that usually falls on the shoulders of the provider.....but I have seen the very odd story where someone was asked to a) run out and get some or b) pick some up on your way over!!
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the few appointments I've been to I picked up a 3 pack so it's unopened upon arrival and the young ladies used mine
 

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Unless I am mistaken.....that usually falls on the shoulders of the provider.....but I have seen the very odd story where someone was asked to a) run out and get some or b) pick some up on your way over!!
The wise hobbyist carries their own; your time with a lady is fleeting... why waste it shopping for incidentals?

As to the "odd" story, classic scam routine: go fetch something and return to nothing but an empty incall and whatever cash you doled out. Obviously, ymmv.
 

speakercontrols

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Unless I am mistaken.....that usually falls on the shoulders of the provider.....but I have seen the very odd story where someone was asked to a) run out and get some or b) pick some up on your way over!!
HB69.....was here?!?!?!
True but I've been snookered with either unusually small condoms or unusually thick condoms...so fail to plan, plan to.....something?
 

Pinkpanther80

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Unless I am mistaken.....that usually falls on the shoulders of the provider.....but I have seen the very odd story where someone was asked to a) run out and get some or b) pick some up on your way over!!
HB69.....was here?!?!?!
If I’m asked to bring condoms then I will take it off the donation! Had one girl ask for cigarettes, I don’t smoke and one asked if I could bring a coffee, don’t drink coffee either so not going to bring either of those and get annoyed when they ask.
 

CuddleBuddy2

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If I’m asked to bring condoms then I will take it off the donation! Had one girl ask for cigarettes, I don’t smoke and one asked if I could bring a coffee, don’t drink coffee either so not going to bring either of those and get annoyed when they ask.
Really? You're going to be that petty. If a woman asked you to bring condoms then she trusts you enough to not tamper with it. Also you get to buy the super slim ones. Yeah if she asked you to buy a box everytime you booked then it's time to move on.
Sometimes if I have enough time, I will ask the lady if she wants anything to drink. It usually makes for a better session. Just sayin 😉
 
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Fellow hairy guys ever wax down there? I'm a shaver but never can get the hard to reach places with just shaving. Believe it's called the back, crack, and sack wax
 

honeybear69

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Fellow hairy guys ever wax down there? I'm a shaver but never can get the hard to reach places with just shaving. Believe it's called the back, crack, and sack wax
Yes......there are a few Spas that actually do men's waxing. Also there are some individuals who also do it....I was told never to wax....but to look for Sugaring Services....less aggressive on the delicate skin. If you have more questions PM me.
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