Your craziest reason for cancelling

[Boss Nass]

I'm sure that many of us have had occasion to cancel at the last minute, sometimes because of the jitters, legitimate second thoughts, maybe a flat tire. But what has been the weirdest, dumbest, craziest, infuriating reason?

I've had to cancel at the last minute twice. First was near the beginning of my terb-assisted hobbying days, with the well remembered Natasha at Wilson Health. Fueling up at a gas station just down the road from her, I'm putting the hose back in (Double-entendre unintended) and the dimwit asshole on the other side of the pump yanks the hose out of his tank without shutting it off. I had a major splash of gasoline all over my shoes and about halfway up to my knee. If looks could kill, I would still be serving time. I know from previous experience that it takes about three showers to get rid of that. CANCEL!

Second was about three years ago. Just stepped out of the shower before an appointment. Cat is sitting on the edge of the bathroom sink. You might be able to tell where this is going already. Sudden clap of thunder extremely close to the house, cat leaves the countertop at about warp 6, straight into my belly, and leaves blood oozing scratches that started near my navel and ended just above the base of my dick. Not the sort of thing that you want to try to work around. CANCEL!

Anyone else?

 

[chirkut87]

Lack of Cash! ( didn't know that I had already withdrawn the allowed cash for that week from my bank). Came to know when I made a stop at the ATM to withdraw the cash.
Had enough of misfortunes that day so didn't even try to offer EMT option to the agency and simply requested them to cancel the appointment.

 

[Mr Bret]

Kidney stone attack about an hour before my appointment.
Luckily it was with someone I was seeing very regularly at that time so she understood and it was no problem.
Well, no problem other than the excruciating pain.

 

[LiveInTorontoPartyInMontreal]

Just twice. Once on a Cupids outcall I had Swiss Chalet food poisoning, I paid the SP and talked for 10 minutes. The second time, I gave up my 6 weeks in advance with Alice World Wide for a root canal appointment. I should of just taken 2 extra strength codeine Tylenol and bit the bullet . UGH ! It's like winning the lottery and losing the ticket. Come on man !

 

[anon1]

Just got to the motel with a dancer for takeout.
Get a call from a lifelong buddy that they had found his widowed father dead at home.
He needed a ride to his out-of-town father's.
What the fuck else could I do?

 

[black booty lover]

Booked with an agency for incall at Westin Harbour. I live in Vaughan so it's a bit of a hike. Was a few blocks away when my sister called to tell me my brother-in-law had a heart attack.

The crazy part is I almost never booked with anyone other then my regular. She was the GOAT for me and I almost never would book anyone other then her. Just felt like mixing it up for once...lol.

 

[xmontrealer]

Kidney stone attack about an hour before my appointment.
Luckily it was with someone I was seeing very regularly at that time so she understood and it was no problem.
Well, no problem other than the excruciating pain.

Had a 9mm stone of my own about 20 years ago. Morphine is highly over-rated.

Apparently there is a 50% chance of having another one. I keep waiting for the other shoe to drop...

 

[krealtarron]

Was shaving down there just before a date and guess what, nicked my scrotum. The damn bleeding wouldn't stop. Not the kind of thing you wanna present to a provider. Thankfully was with a regular and she understood and we rescheduled a week later.

 

[Boss Nass]

Was shaving down there just before a date and guess what, nicked my scrotum. The damn bleeding wouldn't stop. Not the kind of thing you wanna present to a provider. Thankfully was with a regular and she understood and we rescheduled a week later.

Yep, forgot that I had the same thing a while back. CANCEL!

 

[black booty lover]

Had a 9mm stone of my own about 20 years ago. Morphine is highly over-rated.

Apparently there is a 50% chance of having another one. I keep waiting for the other shoe to drop...

Morphine didn't help? Holy shit....

 

[black booty lover]

Was shaving down there just before a date and guess what, nicked my scrotum. The damn bleeding wouldn't stop. Not the kind of thing you wanna present to a provider. Thankfully was with a regular and she understood and we rescheduled a week later.

Man, just the thought of that gives me the Hibbie Jibbies. I never shave down there. Just trim and even when I do that, I'm nervous as fuck and terrified of an accident.

 

[massman]

Not crazy, but embarrassing. I messaged a then regular for a late night appt, she said sure, in about an hour. I’d had a couple (maybe more than a couple) drinks, and next thing I know I woke up two hours later. Thankfully she was understanding.

 

[poker]

In Niagara we have tunnels and lift bridges for the canals.

I had exactly on hour between two prior commitments, and I was hell bent on seeing a girl in that hour. I booked… got held up maybe 15 mins at the first appointment. Started driving like a mad man down highway 20 to the seedy motel… and hit the bridge just as it was going up. Easily a 20 minute ordeal.

I drove the motel and gave the girl and the driver $20 each for wasting their time.

 

[xmontrealer]

Morphine didn't help? Holy shit....

In all honesty it did finally kick in after 2 or 3 hours. They sent me home with a strainer, and told me to piss though it until the stone passed, and then bring the stone back to them for analysis. Amazingly, as I guess the morphine was still in my system, it did pass without any pain soon after I got home. I was amazed that something that big could pass through my dick without pain or complication. It was smooth and round though, and looked like a little black pearl. (If I didn't have to bring it back to them I would have strung it on a necklace as an anniversary present for my then wife, and said "Look honey, I made it myself!" )

They gave me some morphine pills to take home with me "just in case". I didn't need to take them, but figured I'd "save them for a rainy day". About 6 months later I had a killer tension headache, and decided to try one of the morphine pills. Within 20 minutes the headache was totally gone, but another 15 minutes later I was horking my guts out. That's when I threw threw away the pills.

I imagine today they would use fentanyl for people in that kind of intense pain...

 

[black booty lover]

In all honesty it did finally kick in after 2 or 3 hours. They sent me home with a strainer, and told me to piss though it until the stone passed, and then bring the stone back to them for analysis. Amazingly, as I guess the morphine was still in my system, it did pass without any pain soon after I got home. I was amazed that something that big could pass through my dick without pain or complication. It was smooth and round though, and looked like a little black pearl. (If I didn't have to bring it back to them I would have strung it on a necklace as an anniversary present for my then wife, and said "Look honey, I made it myself!" )

They gave me some morphine pills to take home with me "just in case". I didn't need to take them, but figured I'd "save them for a rainy day". About 6 months later I had a killer tension headache, and decided to try one of the morphine pills. Within 20 minutes the headache was totally gone, but another 15 minutes later I was horking my guts out. That's when I threw threw away the pills.

I imagine today they would use fentanyl for people in that kind of intense pain...

That’s crazy

 

[SexB]

Had to cancel a trio back during the summer because I caught COVID following my first night out in just over two years.

Thankfully, it was a week ahead of the session so I gave the ladies plenty of notice and we were able to reschedule, though it ended up becoming a duo as the third lady wasn't available.. I still sent each of them an Amazon giftcard as an apology and a cancellation fee.