You'll never hear a man say

[Jade4u]

You'll never hear a man say...

10) Here honey, you use the remote.

9 ) You know, I'd like to see her again, but her breasts are just too big.

8 ) Ooh, Antonio Banderas AND Brad Pitt? That's one movie I gotta see!

7 ) While I'm up, can I get you anything?

6 ) Honey since we don't have anything else planned, will you go to the wallpaper store with me?

5 ) Sex isn't that important. Sometimes, I just want to be held.

4 ) Why don't you go to the mall with me and help me pick out a pair of shoes?

3 ) Aww, forget Monday night football, let's watch Melrose Place.

2 ) Hey let me hold your purse while you try that on.

1 ) We never talk anymore.

 

[SandStorM]

Not True ..

I saw quite a few of those all the time .. I disagree !

 

[Jade4u]

I saw quite a few of those all the time .. I disagree !

Where'd you see them? Minus the man who just wants to be held to me then he sounds like a wuss. But, the man that does not like football, send him over.

 

[SandStorM]

Where'd you see them? Minus the man who just wants to be held to me then he sounds like a wuss. But, the man that does not like football, send him over.

SORRY !
I meant, I say some of those all the time

 

[Hammerstein]

But, the man that does not like football, send him over.

Ahemm... I 'm right here and truth be told I don't follow or watch any of the way over paid cry babies.

 

[JEFF247]

11) Honey, can I use the mini van to go cruisin?

That's one reason I am not married. I refuse to buy or have my wife (or girlfriend) drive one of those sexless, emasculating soccer vans!!!

 

[tboy]

10) Here honey, you use the remote.

I've shown them HOW to use the 4 remote system......

9 ) You know, I'd like to see her again, but her breasts are just too big.

I said (just last week) "I hated it, she had 44 ddd and they were UGLY"....

8 ) Ooh, Antonio Banderas AND Brad Pitt? That's one movie I gotta see!

7 ) While I'm up, can I get you anything?

Does "do you want a tea while I'm up" count?

6 ) Honey since we don't have anything else planned, will you go to the wallpaper store with me?

I've actually asked them to go to Homo Depot to choose something, does that count?

5 ) Sex isn't that important. Sometimes, I just want to be held.

Now this was just after I got out of the hospital but I have said "can we just cuddle tonight"????

4 ) Why don't you go to the mall with me and help me pick out a pair of shoes?

3 ) Aww, forget Monday night football, let's watch Melrose Place.

I hate football, I've actually said let's watch House or something......

2 ) Hey let me hold your purse while you try that on.

I've said "here, gimme that" does that count?

1 ) We never talk anymore.

I've said "hey baby, I want to talk to you about something that's been bugging me...."

 

[calloway]

"Not tonight honey... I have a headache"

 

[Cycleguy007]

I have personally said all of the following:

10) Here honey, you use the remote.

9 ) You know, I'd like to see her again, but her breasts are just too big.

7 ) While I'm up, can I get you anything?

3 ) Aww, forget Monday night football, let's watch (something else... like a porno!)

2 ) I'll hold your purse while you try that on.

1 ) We never talk anymore. (But man can we have "text"!)

Just my nickels worth...