YOU WILL PAY FOR MY EXCLUSIVE JAMAICA TRIP w4m/w Dec 22 till Dec 29

[Fabulous]

Hi there - single and good looking 33 (or is that 43, can't remember, but look 33) y/o female professional (ho), looking to get away for 1-2 weeks (can stay all winter) all inclusive in Jamaica - specifically 5-star Hotel Ritz Carlton Rose Hall from Dec 22 till Dec 29 or Jan 5 (or can stay all winter).

You will pay for my trip (my kids and my girlfriend and her [2] kids) in exchange for my companionship (an hour or so a day), This will be a complete boyfriend/girlfriend experience (suck my toes, kiss my ass, etc). Please send your pictures (i collect them for my private online journal) and stats (I'll try not to lol) to my e-mail.

I will choose the biggest spender [L] (please be patient I expect my email to get flooded). Serious inquires only.

Resort links:
http://www.ritzcarlton.com/resorts/rose_hall_jamaica/

 

[Alexis696969]

Hi there - single and good looking 33 (or is that 43, can't remember, but look 33) y/o female professional (ho), looking to get away for 1-2 weeks (can stay all winter) all inclusive in Jamaica - specifically 5-star Hotel Ritz Carlton Rose Hall from Dec 22 till Dec 29 or Jan 5 (or can stay all winter).

You will pay for my trip (my kids and my girlfriend and her [2] kids) in exchange for my companionship (an hour or so a day), This will be a complete boyfriend/girlfriend experience (suck my toes, kiss my ass, etc). Please send your pictures (i collect them for my private online journal) and stats (I'll try not to lol) to my e-mail.

I will choose the biggest spender [L] (please be patient I expect my email to get flooded). Serious inquires only.

Resort links:
http://www.ritzcarlton.com/resorts/rose_hall_jamaica/

LMFAO

 

[MarkII]

she lost me at the "kiss my ass" part...

OK...once again I am amazed at what others think they are worth.

no wait..pay for the family too!..fuck!

no wait...how much does she eat?

no wait...what they hell does she look like?


I could go on...but I'm going to leave now and never come back

m2

 

[Alexis696969]

OK i havent stopped laughing since the first post


OMGLMFAO Someone please stop the madness !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!..I THINK i JUST Peed my pants for real!!!!!!!

no offense to the poster .....but its too late I cant stop the laugh attack

 

[Meister]

And then some women wonder why 95% of political and business leaders are men and not women. When do women wake up and become more independant and self reliant?

 

[Svend]

Funny post!
If the girlfriend is included you might get a bite.

 

[LancsLad]

Great sig pic Meister. Gee do you think the picture was staged? All they need is that wailing old lady beside a bombed out house.

 

[hunter001]

Don't you need an extra room for the pet?

Very good post.

 

[Mia.Colpa]

Just heard on the news this morning Jamaica had an outbreak of malaria, first in over half a century, still wanna go???????

 

[Eli]

Actually I'm the better deal with no SO or kids and will offer at least 2 hours a day or more. Hell I'm willing to even go down to a 4-Star hotel!

ROFL