You know you're watching too much porn when ....

[straitguy]

... you giggle every time a gas station has a sign advertising that ATM is available inside
... you are constantly running out of Kleenex....

 

[itd131]

You honestly believe the average woman likes anal sex

 

[Mr Deeds]

Every time you turn on your computer you get a hard on

 

[Skinflute]

You honestly believe you can last that long during so many multiple positions and long lasting BJ's .

 

[Curious36]

When a female police officer pulls you over you get instant wood and start drooling by just catching a glimpse of her handcuffs.....

 

[BlueLaser]

You honestly believe the average woman likes anal sex

You honestly believe the average body looks the way they do all airbrushed up. Unless of course you stick to the more ameteurish stuff. Which I can't. Ass zits in 1080P isn't an attractive thing.

 

[bobistheowl]

Once a week, you have the palm of your hand waxed.

 

[bridgette_xo]

You start getting your Kleenex and Jergens supply from Costco.

 

[bigbad69]

When she says 'make love to me like in the movies' and you slam it in her ass and then cum all over her face.........the look on her face instantly tells you she doesn't watch the same movies.

 

[trod]

When someone asks you "Do you watch BBC News ?" and you ask them "Is this where a Japanese woman poses as a news reporter and has a bukkake with Black guys ? "

 

[Jods777]

When the sight of a woman yawning turns you on

 

[LKD]

when you have problem keeping a hardon with real women.. Your brain is so much wired to unrealistic porn scenes and sound that regular naked women can't keep you hard anymore. There was a documentary on TVO regarding this problem and how greater parts of the generation have erectile dysfunction due to excessive porn. Anyone in that situation can read about stories and seek support and help here rebootnation.org

 

[bobistheowl]

when you have problem keeping a hardon with real women.. Your brain is so much wired to unrealistic porn scenes and sound that regular naked women can't keep you hard anymore. There was a documentary on TVO regarding this problem and how greater parts of the generation have erectile dysfunction due to excessive porn. Anyone in that situation can read about stories and seek support and help here rebootnation.org

The same thing probably happens to vice cops and the guy who shleps cases of beer at a strip club. Years ago, guys who had only seen naked tits in National Geographic could get a chubby if they saw a girl with national geographic tits naked. Now they play golf.

 

[straitguy]

You know you watch too much porn when you start to recognize the MALE pornstars.

 

[Gyaos]

.... you are constantly running out of Kleenex....

LOL! Those are facial tissues, and it gets worse when one says "God damn it, I'm gettin' sick and tired of cleaning up my mess?"

Gyaos/.

 

[IM469]

Underside of your penis develops finger indentations resembling a bicycle hand grip.

 

[explorerzip]

... you giggle every time a gas station has a sign advertising that ATM is available inside
... you are constantly running out of Kleenex....

or conditioner
or KY

 

[Combat Shock]

WHEN you have to masturbate in the office washroom.

 

[richaceg]

When you think it's just a matter of time before any of the chick in the office will pull you in a dark corner for some slam bams...
And one of your arms has more muscle mass than the other.