You know your old when

[S.C. Joe]

Just off the top of my head....


You think you are speeding but drive past a cop with a radar gun and he doesn't even notice you.


The hair style you wore back in high school is hip once again.


The only gals who seem to flirt with you are all past their prime.

 

[ang]

Your kids say to you..."I know you told us that story a million times"

 

[Cycleguy007]

The majority of the music your kids listen to sounds much like nails on a chalk board to you.

 

[ang]

When you feel like you have to pee, but nothing comes out

 

[keepmovingforward]

when a new "word" comes out and you dont know what it means and have to ask someone.


im in my mid-20s and i realized i was starting to get old when a few years back...a friend's little sister used the word "emo" and i had no clue what it meant.

 

[great bear]

When the ties you had put away twenty years ago are back in fashion.

 

[amber-jade]

when your birthday comes and you can't

 

[Daddio]

The only gals who seem to flirt with you are all past their prime.

And they tell you that your'e their type because they like older men.

 

[rayden]

When you Google Viagra.

 

[great bear]

When you sneeze, you soil yourself

good one!

 

[ang]

When you sneeze, you soil yourself

 

[iprint]

You know your getting old when...

You write reviews of mpa & sp's that you have seen so you can look them you yourself to remember who the hell you saw last time.

just had to do this.

 

[Master Muse]

Old when

You're old when you like to read threads like this

 

[opieshuffle]

you're old when

You type things like "your" when you mean "you're".

 

[squash500]

You know you're old when your balls hang down to the floor .

 

[GotGusto]

When you're in a nursing home drinking juice using a straw, and you're being beaten and abused by your caregivers because you can't fight back, and your adult children never come to visit you.

 

[Timbit]

When you're in a nursing home drinking juice using a straw, and you're being beaten and abused by your caregivers because you can't fight back, and your adult children never come to visit you.

That's old!

Timbit

 

[aznguy99]

when kids in bar call you "Sir"

 

[stang]

I mention to a kid at work that I'm buying a hot new car.
He asks if I'm gonna buy rims for it?
I reply that it comes with wheels!

 

[Twinklegirl]

You enjoy the music in the elevator

Your Saturday evening consists of the debate of whether to wash the kitchen floor or do the laundry

You require an afternoon nap to stay up past 10:00