You know your dick is big when...

[bucky88]

... it graduated a year ahead of you from high school.

... you use the Eiffel Tower as a French tickler.

... you use a hula hoop as a cock ring.

... you use it at parties as a limbo pole.

... you can fuck an elevator shaft.

... every time you get hard there is a solar eclipse.

... you can never sit in the front row.

Any more?

 

[luv4lust]

you can suck and fuck your self

 

[WhaWhaWha]

You have your underwear made special by these people.
http://eventdomes.wordpress.com/2008/12/22/domes-by-the-sea/

 

[jerk chicken]

this thread is gay

 

[WhaWhaWha]

this thread is gay

O noes. Not the G word. Now I'll never post to this thread ever again. ******fanning myself with a doily.

I grew up in a generation of assholes like you. Everything they didn't like was gay. This says it all.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ujlcD1IiSA
At 1 min 2 seconds.

 

[eldoguy]

You lied!

When a sp asks how big are you over the phone? You say only a few inches! Then you meet her, then show her, and it's a few inches from the ground.

 

[thisalchemist]

its when

your tattoo turns from a dinghy to a warship!

 

[bucky88]

Few more:

... your GF or SP can't blow you without a ladder.

... it has a personal trainer.

 

[mexican]

....it only plays arenas

 

[serviceman]

if I leave it in too long it starts to chew up the furniture

 

[WhaWhaWha]

You're still making monthly Bris payments to your Rabbi

 

[chuckparker]

When the women don't laugh after you drop your undies !

 

[buttercup]

When you have to put a light on the end, to warn low-flying aircraft.

 

[great bear]

Impossible to circumsize because there is no end to the prick.

 

[WhaWhaWha]

It's been identified by Google Earth

 

[great bear]

When your nickname is "tripod".

 

[Latika@mirage]

... it graduated a year ahead of you from high school.

... you use the Eiffel Tower as a French tickler.

... you use a hula hoop as a cock ring.

... you use it at parties as a limbo pole.

... you can fuck an elevator shaft.

... every time you get hard there is a solar eclipse.

... you can never sit in the front row.

Any more?

You know your dick is big when.....I wake up in the middle of the night choking because of the dream I had about it

 

[dj1470]

........the girl your shagging screams, "get that cucumber out of me"!

 

[bucky88]

You know your dick is big when.....I wake up in the middle of the night choking because of the dream I had about it

lol

 

[bucky88]

...when the tailor is afraid to measure your inseam.