You know when you've had the greatest sex

[Karma]

Ever. DO you keep the condom, you know, as a keep sake. a memory of the good times in case it'll never happen again?
Cuz you bet I do. But only CuteCob's. I never want to forget that hot steamy night. It's in a little glass box on my night stand. I may get it framed, or possibly bronzed, you know like baby's shoes.

can you relate?

 

[Goober Mcfly]

This post made me throw up just a little in my mouth.

 

[lasslicker]

Sounds more like DNA evidence Karma.

I do like keeping panties though.

 

[Cobster]

well if you're going to do that, at least let the condom be held "up-'right'"
http://www.createamate.com/default.aspx ill get one of these done for you

 

[Cobster]

This post made me throw up just a little in my mouth.

it wasn't meant to be shared, didnt mommy tell you not to put everything in your mouth...and who said free will was a good thing

 

[Goober Mcfly]

it wasn't meant to be shared

Hence the post on the open board...?

didnt mommy tell you not to put everything in your mouth...

You don't know my mom, do you?

and who said free will was a good thing

Free Willy was the worst movie ever.

 

[Cobster]

Hence the post on the open board...?

post was fine, but the bad taste in your mouth, was a joke, as was my reply

You don't know my mom, do you?

No. But would like to ask her what she was thinking when she had you.

Free Willy was the worst movie ever.

You actually sat to watch that movie?
ps - i don't recall putting a "y" in free will.

 

[Cardinal Fang]

Free Willy was the worst movie ever.

*Taps Goober on the shoulder*

Unless you've seen Gigli.

 

[Karma]

Sounds more like DNA evidence Karma.

I do like keeping panties though.

ya sniffing panties is cool, i do it while fantisizing about the Olsen twins. in their full house days
what the fuck is my mom doing in your signature

 

[Goober Mcfly]

post was fine, but the bad taste in your mouth, was a joke, as was my reply

Oh. Apparently I don't have a sense of humour.

No. But would like to ask her what she was thinking when she had you.

I was so big that I gave her an orgasm.

You actually sat to watch that movie?

Yes. I thought it was a horror/porn flick.

ps - i don't recall putting a "y" in free will.

There is no "Y" in "free will".

and maybe a little in your pants too?

Nope.

 

[Goober Mcfly]

*Taps Goober on the shoulder*

Unless you've seen Gigli.

*gags again*

*swallows*

THANKS ALOT, ASSHAT!

 

[Karma]

maryland?

I got great crabcakes there. I also just got crabs there.

 

[Cardinal Fang]

maryland?

I thought as much myself. The clincher would have been if the term "recepticles of sperm eruptions" was used.

 

[Meesh]

If I didn't have a calendar, I'd still know it was Friday.

 

[Goober Mcfly]

The clincher would have been if the term "recepticles of sperm eruptions" was used.

But my mom's been referenced in this thread already...

 

[TheNiteHwk]

I like keeping their bras.

Hang 'em up on hooks on the back of my bedroom door.

Always makes my next date feel really good and in the mood when she sees that.

 

[superquad1968]

I like keeping their bras.

Hang 'em up on hooks on the back of my bedroom door.

Always makes my next date feel really good and in the mood when she sees that.

Why? I heard there's only one anyw\ay

 

[Goober Mcfly]

If I didn't have a calendar, I'd still know it was Friday.

STFU noob.

 

[Asterix]

I thought as much myself. The clincher would have been if the term "recepticles of sperm eruptions" was used.

I believe the CDC refers to them as "semen deposit barriers". Damn bastards manage to take the sex out of everything.

 

[Cardinal Fang]

STFU you left wing nutbag.

Sorry. I just finished reading some of the threads in the politics forum and after a while you can anticipate the responses.