"You fucking Pringle bastards"
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"I wad paper and carefully wipe from the front. Sure enough, it was light brown, and had the texture of soft spackle. You fucking Pringle bastards."
Appreciating a really good dump is something that is uniquely male. You know... the kind where you genuinely understand the joy of childbirth.
Seriously. Think about it. The faces, the grunting, the sweating, the voice in your head that says "PUSH!" as your 1 lb bundle of joy starts to crown and make its way into the world.
And then there is the sweetest noise you've ever heard... the splash... as something you conceived only 12 hours ago (at the $4.99 All-You-Can-Eat-Mexican-Place) makes its mark upon the bowl.
Recovery is similar too. You can actually feel your belly start to shrink back to its normal size, and you wonder if you'll have stretch marks afterwards.
Appreciating a really good dump is something that is uniquely male. You know... the kind where you genuinely understand the joy of childbirth.
Seriously. Think about it. The faces, the grunting, the sweating, the voice in your head that says "PUSH!" as your 1 lb bundle of joy starts to crown and make its way into the world.
And then there is the sweetest noise you've ever heard... the splash... as something you conceived only 12 hours ago (at the $4.99 All-You-Can-Eat-Mexican-Place) makes its mark upon the bowl.
Recovery is similar too. You can actually feel your belly start to shrink back to its normal size, and you wonder if you'll have stretch marks afterwards.
I have to tell you this has been a shitty wek for me. My Uncle passed away on Thnaksgiving Monday, I delivered his Euology on Thurs...and I read this today and just about pissed myself!
One of the funniest things I've read in a long time. Thanks for posting this. For me it came at excactly the right time.
M2
One of the funniest things I've read in a long time. Thanks for posting this. For me it came at excactly the right time.
M2
Too funny! That is one profound analogy, MuffinMuncher. Not sure most women would be inclined to agree, though.
The Pringles guy should also get a Dumpitzer Prize for that hysterical essay on anal leakage.
Coles notes version: Avoid food containing Olean (or Olestra). It is "Unwashable and Indestructible Ass Grease"
The Pringles guy should also get a Dumpitzer Prize for that hysterical essay on anal leakage.
Coles notes version: Avoid food containing Olean (or Olestra). It is "Unwashable and Indestructible Ass Grease"
If Steve had survived he would be laughing at all the jokes himself. He would have wanted it this way.AndrewV1 said:
In fact when he arrived in heaven he met Princess Diana. He exclaimed with shock, "CRIKEY look at the size of that HALO! How long did ya have to be here before they gave you that?"
Princess Di responded, in a low voice, "It's a steering wheel"
