You can now buy jeans and pyjamas that stop your farts from smelling

mandrill

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You can now buy jeans and pyjamas that stop your farts from smelling. Shreddies, the UK brand that makes flatulence-filtering underwear, has expanded its repertoire to include outerwear.

It might come as a surprise to some of you that fart-combatting clothing already exists. UK brand Shreddies makes underwear for men and women that stop your farts from smelling, saving multitudes from embarrassment. And now, it has added a new range of pyjamas and jeans that promise to be "super comfy, sexy and, of course, stylish"

So how do these wonder garments work? Each one includes a back panel made using Zortex, a highly porous material that absorbs all bad odours by neutralising them. When you wash your underpants - or your jeans - the Zortex filtration system is reactivated and ready to combat flatulence once more.

The new pyjama range is made from cotton and the jeans from denim, with both being handmade by a team of seamstresses in Leicestershire. The question is, how will these new items hold all the naughty smells in?

Manager Richard Woolley explains: "The jeans and pyjamas feature a full carbon lining from the waistband to just above the knee which gives increased protection from odours."

But this is not the end of the line for Shreddies. Woolley said: "After the success of Shreddies Flatulence Filtering underwear our design team decided to see what other products 'Zorflex' could be used in. We are still working on the designs for trousers suitable for workwear and other items like chinos."

Since the average person passes wind around 14 times a day, these new additions could come in very handy and prevent all sorts of awkward situations on first dates, flying and staying with friends. For extra protection, you can double up your Shreddies denim with a pair of its award-winning pants - or go commando if you're feeling brave.

As the company's motto goes: fart with confidence.


http://www.standard.co.uk/lifestyle...t-stop-your-farts-from-smelling-10405682.html
 

peter4025

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What about the noise? People won't be able to smell them, but they can still hear them.
 

notthemama

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On the road with Willy
one of the great joys is a smelly fart. when it not only disgusts your friends but your dog and yourself.
one of my terriers always insisted on sleeping under the covers. A good fart was about the only way to get him out. The look on his face was priceless. "YOU son of a woman!":mad:
Not to mention Dutch Ovening the EX.:eyebrows:
now they want to take this joy away?:confused:
 

mandrill

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one of the great joys is a smelly fart. when it not only disgusts your friends but your dog and yourself.
one of my terriers always insisted on sleeping under the covers. A good fart was about the only way to get him out. The look on his face was priceless. "YOU son of a woman!":mad:
Not to mention Dutch Ovening the EX.:eyebrows:
now they want to take this joy away?:confused:
IIRC, your terrier wrote the product's designer and personally begged him to rush it to the market.
 

Ceiling Cat

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I knew a guy that had Inflammatory bowel disease. His intestines would swell up and if he tried to put food through it it would be painful as hell. What food that was already in him would turn in the intestinal juices of his intestines nd produce a ghastly smell. He bought this pillow that had tiny cotton balls impregnated with some sort of chemical which he would sit on or run to when he had the need to evacuate. He still stank the place up but it was quite a difference when he used the pillow.
 

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A Burger King opened up next door to a place I worked at in my 20's. I ordered a burger (awful) and onion rings, just as bad. I took them back to the office and consumed them. An hour later I was a farting machine. It was insane, but I wasn't sure what caused the malodorous stench, burger or rings. So I did an experiment, one at a time and yes, it was the rings.

Knowing what this did to me, I did order them again. Not sure why but I did. An hour later, one of my sales reps entered the office. He walked in and said "smells good in here, what's cooking". Yes, it was my farts. lol
 
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