Jeezus, I mean seriously. I see tons of them on a regular basis as I spend so much time in my car, but this weekend I could not avoid them.
I want to give a big FUCK YOU to:
The asshole who had a map across the steering wheel, a cell phone between his shoulder and ear, smoking a cigarette, and taking the odd sip of Timmies. You were driving on the 400 north at Canada's Wonderland and kept leaving your lane. If I had a cell phone with me, I would have 911'd your ass.
The fucking bitch who was in the passenger seat breast feeding her infant at around the same location. Both you and the driver seriously need some quality time behind bars. I wish I could have 911'd your asses too. And thanks for smiling and waving as I was waving to get you to pull over.
The asshole who was behind me and would not let off his horn because I could not make a right hand turn on Bloor from Islington. I KNOW you saw the older gentleman trip and fall in the intersection in front of my car. I should have kicked your ass. Douchebag.
The person driving south on the 404, all the way from Newmarket to the 401 who did not take his foot off the brake the entire time. I hope to god you never have to make a quick stop.
Here is to you grannie who pulled into the fast lane at 70 kph on the 401 at Kennedy road, when traffic was moving at 120 kph. A very special thanks for slowing the whole highway down because you would not change into a slower lane. Here is a hint. If 100 assholes fly around you honking their horns and flashing their lights, perhaps YOU are the asshole.
Fuck me, there were about a dozen other things I saw that were just as bad.
So, my question to the TERB community is, "What do you do in these situations (if anything) when you don't have your cellular with you?"
I can't believe I am the only one seeing this shit.
I want to give a big FUCK YOU to:
The asshole who had a map across the steering wheel, a cell phone between his shoulder and ear, smoking a cigarette, and taking the odd sip of Timmies. You were driving on the 400 north at Canada's Wonderland and kept leaving your lane. If I had a cell phone with me, I would have 911'd your ass.
The fucking bitch who was in the passenger seat breast feeding her infant at around the same location. Both you and the driver seriously need some quality time behind bars. I wish I could have 911'd your asses too. And thanks for smiling and waving as I was waving to get you to pull over.
The asshole who was behind me and would not let off his horn because I could not make a right hand turn on Bloor from Islington. I KNOW you saw the older gentleman trip and fall in the intersection in front of my car. I should have kicked your ass. Douchebag.
The person driving south on the 404, all the way from Newmarket to the 401 who did not take his foot off the brake the entire time. I hope to god you never have to make a quick stop.
Here is to you grannie who pulled into the fast lane at 70 kph on the 401 at Kennedy road, when traffic was moving at 120 kph. A very special thanks for slowing the whole highway down because you would not change into a slower lane. Here is a hint. If 100 assholes fly around you honking their horns and flashing their lights, perhaps YOU are the asshole.
Fuck me, there were about a dozen other things I saw that were just as bad.
So, my question to the TERB community is, "What do you do in these situations (if anything) when you don't have your cellular with you?"
I can't believe I am the only one seeing this shit.
