in the ask a hooker thread some guys asked about weird requests or offers for dates outside of escorting.. have had several over the years and I'm sure other girls have too...girls please post the strange ones for a chuckle.. here's one I got today as an example.. and btw.. here's why an escort might not reply to one!
Hi Carrie,
Thank you for being available. Though I won't be able to meet you any time soon,
I would like to express my gratitude for your availability and commend you for
Escorting. You are a very attractive Lady with a captivating smile and a body with
curves just right. Your videos on clips4sale show your vast experience and genuine
love for sex. Even though I haven't had sex with you(yet), you are simply irresistable.
Twenty years+ Escorting have done you much good. Your muscle control is
excellent, and even though you will be a lot more stretched in the future, my
cock will be rock hard for you, and I am sure countless others would concur.
I love Mature Escorts who are beautiful and nicely stretched. Due to normal
wear and tear, you are very wet, but not overly stretched as it shows you
have preserved yourself (body and vagina) quite well. I appreciate it a lot
about you Escorting, and would love to have a wife like you. I also would like
to see you Escorting throughout your fifties and even early sixties provided
that you would feel up to it, healthy and quite horny. I sincerely hope the
desire for sex never leaves you because it is sex that makes this world a more
cheerful and livable place. I also would like to see yourself go vaginally and
date countless very well endowed men when in your 50s. I love Mature Ladies
with gaping holes and the mating of a well endowed younger gent like me with
a hot Mature 50+ Lady who needs a fat carnal plug on her vagina. No one
knows what the future has in store, but I would love to be inside you countless
times (without using a condom - I am disease free - your co-stars don't wear condoms)
and cum in your mouth in heavy spurts. There are thousands of Escorts available,
and most are indeed great and worth a millionfold what they request. You are
exceptionally great, and embedded on my innermost lusts and desires.
I have to apologize once again for not being ready to see you, when you are
available and willing to see me daily for a straight week, a month or longer
if I would be able to. Now, if I in a year or two could afford to travel to Canada
as many times a week as I would like, would you be available to see me?
Would you wear the sexiest see thru lingerie for me? Allow me to embrace you tight?
Rub your beautiful hands on my thick cock? Kiss you passionately? I hope so.
I also hope you will allow me love me unconditionaly, and that you may
allow my cock to be inside your beautiful vagina deep and hard. Once I meet
you a year from now or so, you would have been fucked several hundred times by
others, yet you will be ready to embrace a new lover among many new ones. I love
you for giving your delicious pussy to be pounded several times a week, and I need
to be inside you.
With Lust
D...
Hi Carrie,
Thank you for being available. Though I won't be able to meet you any time soon,
I would like to express my gratitude for your availability and commend you for
Escorting. You are a very attractive Lady with a captivating smile and a body with
curves just right. Your videos on clips4sale show your vast experience and genuine
love for sex. Even though I haven't had sex with you(yet), you are simply irresistable.
Twenty years+ Escorting have done you much good. Your muscle control is
excellent, and even though you will be a lot more stretched in the future, my
cock will be rock hard for you, and I am sure countless others would concur.
I love Mature Escorts who are beautiful and nicely stretched. Due to normal
wear and tear, you are very wet, but not overly stretched as it shows you
have preserved yourself (body and vagina) quite well. I appreciate it a lot
about you Escorting, and would love to have a wife like you. I also would like
to see you Escorting throughout your fifties and even early sixties provided
that you would feel up to it, healthy and quite horny. I sincerely hope the
desire for sex never leaves you because it is sex that makes this world a more
cheerful and livable place. I also would like to see yourself go vaginally and
date countless very well endowed men when in your 50s. I love Mature Ladies
with gaping holes and the mating of a well endowed younger gent like me with
a hot Mature 50+ Lady who needs a fat carnal plug on her vagina. No one
knows what the future has in store, but I would love to be inside you countless
times (without using a condom - I am disease free - your co-stars don't wear condoms)
and cum in your mouth in heavy spurts. There are thousands of Escorts available,
and most are indeed great and worth a millionfold what they request. You are
exceptionally great, and embedded on my innermost lusts and desires.
I have to apologize once again for not being ready to see you, when you are
available and willing to see me daily for a straight week, a month or longer
if I would be able to. Now, if I in a year or two could afford to travel to Canada
as many times a week as I would like, would you be available to see me?
Would you wear the sexiest see thru lingerie for me? Allow me to embrace you tight?
Rub your beautiful hands on my thick cock? Kiss you passionately? I hope so.
I also hope you will allow me love me unconditionaly, and that you may
allow my cock to be inside your beautiful vagina deep and hard. Once I meet
you a year from now or so, you would have been fucked several hundred times by
others, yet you will be ready to embrace a new lover among many new ones. I love
you for giving your delicious pussy to be pounded several times a week, and I need
to be inside you.
With Lust
D...
