Write Your Own Shill!

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I thought I would do a public service and give the shillsters an easy to edit form post.
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Hey [fellers/guys/amigos], I was recently in [Markham/Mississauga/Tokyo] and I saw a [sweet/hot/disinfected] little spa!

I've been to [Chang's/IT/HFH/BP/the YMCA] and thought the [girls were ugly/spa was dirty/showerhead gave me a rare tropical fungus]!! I don't know why these spas get such good reviews! Frankly, I think they're [overrated/overpriced/bad for my business]!

While I was at the new spa, at the corner of [Dixie and 410/Bloor and Highway 7/a receivership battle, so I'll post the address later], I met up with [Natasha/Mei-Ling/my left hand]. [Fellers/Guys/Suckers], lemme tell ya, this one is a hottie! I've never had a massage like that before! Her technique was [mind-blowing/cosmic/imaginary]!!! Wowowo woowow wow owowow!!!!

Well, I know I'm [new to the board/new to the board/new to the board], but I thought I'd set things straight for you "oldbies"! [LOL!/Check this place out!/Are any of you still reading this obvious advertisement?]

Rock on!! And let's all share information, it benefits all of us!!!

 

[TheNiteHwk]

Ladies do yourself a favor... call this guy today...

Hey Ladies: I was recently in the GTA and I saw the cutest, best looking, sweetest and most knowledgable ad rep you ever wanted to meet!

I've been to other publications in the GTA and thought the ad reps were disrespectful, inattentive and had no idea on how to treat a lady. I don't know where these publications get their ad reps. Frankly, I think they're overrated, overpriced, & bad for my business!

While I was at this publication conveniently located in downtown TO where I met my ad rep for the first time (previously we met only on line or via the phone) I met up with a true gentleman & lemma tell ya, this guy is a sweetie! I've never had such great service like that before! His technique was mind-blowing, cosmic, and truly imaginary!!! Wowowo woowow wow owowow!!!!

Well, I know I'm new to the board, new to the ‘biz’, and new to GTA, but I thought I'd give you ladies the heads up. Check this guy out! Why are you still reading this obvious advertisement? I mean next time you need some advertising … who you gonna call?

Rock on!! And let's all share information, it benefits all of us!!!