Worst SP Experiences Ever!

[Saskatchewan]

Some said this in another thread:

lazio...sorry about your luck. Think we've all had the bummer Experiences.

It made me think about my worst experience with an SP, and undoubtedly most guys have had one. Its a little unfair to start this thread in the KW Guelph forum, but I honestly couldn't find another general forum where I thought it would be appropriate.

Anyway, here is my worst SP experience ever. Her name was Jordan, or Jordan the c-ock grabber as I like to call her. She was about 24 - not an Ontario SP if anyone was wondering. Anyway, I follow her into the bedroom, door shuts. She asks me to stand by the bed and drop my pants. I am thinking, shit - this is kind of kinky, okay. So I do it.

Then she puts on these latex gloves and grabs my co-ck really hard. I have already paid the bounty by this point, and its in excess of $300 even though in terms of looks this girl is worth half that, max. Great body but pizza face. I guess the excessive price was one reason this experience takes the cake. Anyway, she grabs my cock really hard and yanks back my foreskin.

For anyone who doesn't know, for an uncircumcized guy, the foreskin needs to be pulled back from the penis head slowly, like a muscle stretching. To just rip it back that quickly, fcking hell, and then she grabbed my penis head really hard and kind of squeezed it. I couldn't take much more, and I was like Owe, fck that hurt - and she says stand still.

Stand still, - yeah whatever love. Before I can escape she turns on this lamp by the bed.

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[Saskatchewan]

Then she turns the lamp head towards my penis and starts inspecting it like a doctor would or something, all the while still wearing her latex gloves. God knows what she was looking for, I am cleaner than you I was thinking of saying (feeling a little insulted).

Anyway then she says I can't offer you a full service because your dick is way to sore. I am thinking well maybe if you hadn't fcking grabbed it so hard and treated it like an unbreakable dildo. So now I have paid, over paid for that matter, had my dick roughed up, and I am not even going to get full service!!!! But it gets even better.

She gave me the worst head I think I ever had, sharp teeth - or maybe my dick was too sore from the tug and squeeze which started off the festivities. She can't get me over the line with he CBJ, so she then takes off my condom puts on her latex gloves again and starts giving me a HJ. Ironically the HJ was pretty good, but I still wasn't over the line.

Then the fcking buzzer in the room rings, times up apparantly. If I want her to continue, its going to be another $100 for 30 more minutes. Being so close to the goal line, I actually - stupidly - fcking agreed to pay it, this time with my credit card. Anyway, she gets back to work - and despite having been close to the goal line previously, she never got close to it again in the second half.

That, my friends, was my worst ever SP experience.

 

[Gator3x]

Omfg!

 

[freestuff]

I'm sorry about your experience but if you took a step back and looked at it objectively you would realize that you're partly to blame. Guys have the $$$ so they should have the control. If she has a pizza face, why would you pay top $$$? And why toss more $$$ down the drain for a HJ? You got hands, don't you? And using your credit card? Not only is it going to cost you more $$$ than $100 but the SP has your credit card number now.
Since you shared, I've got to reciprocate. My worst experience was with an indy. I asked for a 69 and then realized that she was uncleaned. I told her to stop and nicely told her that she "missed" a spot down there. She was very apologetic and gave me a free session. The free session went great.

 

[mb12ca]

My worst session was with Jesse who use to work with Kelly in Mississauga. I think she has moved and now refers to herself as Fanny, as I have heard. Anwyay, during the CBJ, she clamped down on me like a vice grip. I told her to go softer but she speaks almost no English, so she didn't even understand what I was trying to say anyway. She then used a baby wipe to clean HER OWN saliva off the cover she had put on me after the CBJ and furthermore, when I tried to use my saliva to lubricate both me and her, she freaked out and took my hand with an open palm and wiped it down with another baby wipe and then my tool again with a third baby wipe. I felt like I was in a contagious disease control centre. I kept losing my erection because of the impact of her behaiour. When I finally did get down to business and entered her, it felt very good, but all the hoopla leading up to it really wasn't attractive.

 

[Saskatchewan]

I'm sorry about your experience but if you took a step back and looked at it objectively you would realize that you're partly to blame.

Agreed!

Guys have the $$$ so they should have the control. If she has a pizza face, why would you pay top $$$?

I was new to the whole thing, and the price seemed consistent with what others were telling me the cost was.

And why toss more $$$ down the drain for a HJ? You got hands, don't you?

I fully agree. Hindsight is 20/20.

And using your credit card? Not only is it going to cost you more $$$ than $100 but the SP has your credit card number now.

So far it hasn't been a problem, the charged showed up only once - nothing further since.

My worst experience was with an indy. I asked for a 69 and then realized that she was uncleaned. I told her to stop and nicely told her that she "missed" a spot down there.

Let me clarify this just to make sure I understand. Are you saying she hadn't wiped her bum properly and there was still some faeces on it when she put it in your face? If that is correct, I think I might just give the cake to you - and here I was thinking I owned it! Dude, this is a horrifying story!

 

[pokerbrent]

where did you find this sp

 

[freestuff]

Agreed!



I was new to the whole thing, and the price seemed consistent with what others were telling me the cost was.



I fully agree. Hindsight is 20/20.



So far it hasn't been a problem, the charged showed up only once - nothing further since.



Let me clarify this just to make sure I understand. Are you saying she hadn't wiped her bum properly and there was still some faeces on it when she put it in your face? If that is correct, I think I might just give the cake to you - and here I was thinking I owned it! Dude, this is a horrifying story!

It never got to my face. I stopper her.

 

[freestuff]

where did you find this sp

Are you asking me?

Terb. Where else?

 

[pokerbrent]

no pocket aces

 

[Saskatchewan]

where did you find this sp

It wasn't in Canada - but that's as much as I'll say.

 

[Peter123]

OK not SP but MP...but I'll share

My earliest experiences in the hobby (well I don't count SCs) were at Victoria's down in Cambridge...this had to be what 12+ years ago?. (anyone remember Cassandra-what a class act!). Somewhere around my 5-7th time there, I go with some big blonde (see 1 seen a million). So go to room...some massage (lousy as I remember)...I have paid for the NR...she is naked, but after the flip...informs me no touching breasts or bum. Vicky's back then was "self release" only (at least for most part -sometimes they would get you started)...she also starts to ask "are you Married" or have a GF..."I have a boyfriend, I wouldn't want him to be here" etc, etc..a real bitch...I'm not into this, the big fella is not into this...bad scene all around. So I don't both even starting--just figure I'll lay there and get the massage (such as it was)...well she starts to get angry with me because I won't masterbate!!! Isn't she attractive, etc....egad!!

Finally done..I get out of there...I actually phoned and complained to owner...that turns out OK--she gives me a freebie the next day and was best massage I ever had (to that point--better ones for sure came later)...OK that was that

Probably 4 (maybe 3 maybe 5) years later (and a fair bit of hobbying) I'm at a London place. Go in, pick a lady...NR with hot tub...get naked with lady...she won't join me in the tub...bummer...get on table...so so massage...fllip..feel up the boobies a bit...whatever...half ass release (but real release)...not a great session but not worse...I hop in shower (in the room)...as I get out---the lady says "you don't remember me do you"...err no...turns out she is the one from above...tells me I got her fired years ago...etc..not very happy with me..YIKES!!!.....I get my ass out of there as quick as possible....I honestly did not recognize her until she told me (but then for sure remember the session)..

any how there is my worst (but not weirdest)....but in the end I do remember kinda of smiling a bit about it--at least I finally got to feel up the boobs and got my release!!

 

[connected]

hahaha Peter123 that was hilarious....
youre best time was still probably with Jersey in cambridge....lol

 

[Peter123]

never been with a Jersey in Cambridge myself, now Jersey in Kitchener why yes she is near top of the list....