worst experience sp or mp no names

mike honcho

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went to a mp once and the masues(massager) (spell check), was ok looking but had a lot of make up and lipstick on, was offered extras, but was expecting lfk or dfk, for me she had too muck makeup and smokers breath, for me it was not so great spent the whole trip trying not to lfk or dfk. i am sure you girls out there no how hard it is to fight off.
 

sizzzler

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I was innocently walking downtown, not looking for anything, when a rather ugly street walker approached me. Not wanting to offend her, I fumbled through my pockets, said that I only had seventeen dollars and kept walking. Half a minute later, around the corner, on a busy sidewalk, I suddenly hear this shrill scream from half a block back "seventeen dallars will do" "seventeen dallars will do". I look back to see her tripping over her feet running after me and it felt like a thousand eyes on me. All I could do was bow my red face and run.
 
sizzzler said:
"seventeen dallars will do".
LOL.. That's hilarious. No matter how that had worked out, you couldn't complain about bad mileage!

I had a trip to an Indie MPA some time ago. Mid-massage, she started with a little butt play (which I am not adverse to, if you were wondering.) As she got more and more "into it" I got more and more alarmed. Within moments, I had a tremendous sympathy for the new guy on "C Block"! :eek:

For the next 24 hours, I kept expecting to hear a tinkling sound behind me as rings and wrist watches dislodged from my butt!
 

calloway

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Luv Natural Redheads
I've had so many... I couldn't remember their names even if I wanted to.

Stoo said:
I had a trip to an Indie MPA some time ago. Mid-massage, she started with a little butt play (which I am not adverse to, if you were wondering.) As she got more and more "into it" I got more and more alarmed. Within moments, I had a tremendous sympathy for the new guy on "C Block"
Contact information? :p
 

dsc

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I've had a few....
Once in Windsor called an agency. Classic B&S but the lady really wasn't all that bad looking. Was wearing a heavy coat but it was cold at that time of year, so I didn't really think twice. Turned off all the lights as soon as she got into the room, left the bathroom light on for a little light. Takes coat off but nevers turns to show me a profile. Starts the CBJ and again never leaves the bottom of the bed. Kept asking her to come up but she keeps resisting. After a lack luster CBJ, I realize that was all I am getting for $$. Finishes and right into bathroom, emerges with coat on, clothes never come off. As she is leaving I realize she had to be about 8 months pregnant and was doing a good job of hiding it.
 

salazar

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My last three outcalls were terrible-one brazillian, one mullato and a big big big woman. Totally changed my views on just calling up. Actually, completely changed my desires. I am hoping for a mistress.
 

sizzzler

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This thread doesn't have a prayer of getting to the 69 current replys of the "best experiences" parallell thread.
Every one of us "hobbiests" have had experiences that we should be able to laugh about.
Frankly I find these far more entertaining that the regular stat drivell. We've all had them, now share those hillarious stories.
 

CUTTERBUCK

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The only really bad experience I can recall was shortly after joining the terb community. The Warden was away, Cutter was frisky and wanted to play. The “lady” showed up at my door, I gave her the donation, 2 minutes later she decided she’d left the “protection” in her car, went outside and disappeared in a waiting cab. Since that time, I have learned that terb has a wealth of information available, if you do your homework and PM the right people, the chances of a bad experience are minimal.
 

dj1470

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Went to an mp once and the attendant, who was decent looking by the way, asked after I was in the room if I'd mind wearing a blindfold during the session due to her "condition". No explanation given. Needless to say, I ran like I was being chased by a yeti.
 
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Every bad experience = Craigslist Ad. Sketchy girls and dubious incall locations. Just another reason to stay away, and stick to the tried and well reviewed.
 

Manager

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I find the YMMV excuse thing a bit of a catch all for some girls. They should be professionals about the situation (I'm not talking about things that would put a girl in danger, or hygeine issues). They are professionals after all. If it was some girl you picked up at a bar, and she ended up being a cold fish, that's one thing. But it is completely different when they are accepting $150.00+ for a service... For a fantasy.

It is funny reading this thread, along with the 'Best' thread. Several of the names I have met, and would totally concur with (Hi Shauna and RJ!!!), yet there are others who are ranked highly by others who were total disappointments. There was even conspriacy talk about a thread disappearing when a series of negative reviews on a SP disappeared suddenly (yet the positive ones remain).

I don't know that I have added anything to this thread, but wish to congratulate any of the girls who rarely or never get a bad reviews. When the harshest words are "We didn't really connect...", you are the consumate professionals out there.

We now return to your regularly scheduled programming.
 

ramjet

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It wasn't so much that it was a terrible experience, but in hindsight, it's funny now. It was only about my second visit to an SP. She seemed to particularly enjoy kissing,licking and sucking my balls. I certainly had no objection!

A few hours later, at home, mother nature called and I went into the washroom, pulled my pants down and sat down. Suddenly my eyesight caught this huge red stain in my white underwear. Seems that her heavily applied lipstick had transferred! Imagine trying to explain that one if I'd just tossed them in the laundry basket late one night!

From then on I've worn dark, navy underwear and always make sure the sp is without lipstick!
 

dj1470

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george12111211 said:
ARE YOU MISTER CONSERVATIVE ALL OF A SUDDEN...

OUT OF THE 8300 POSTS, YOU ARE SCARED TO REPLY...

GROW SOME BALLS...
WHAT KIND OF COMMENT IS "WISH I COULD REPLY"...

WHY EVEN MAKE THE COMMENT IN THE FIRST PLACE IF YOU ARE NOT GOING TO REPLY... ARE YOU WAITING FOR AN INVITATION AFTER ALL THESE POSTS...

COMMON'

WE RESPECT YOU OPENED UP YOUR OWN AGENCY, HOWEVER, BE REALISTIC AND EITHER TELL US YOUR TRUE THOUGHTS OR DON'T MAKE COMMENTS LIKE "I WISH I COULD REPLY" BECAUSE AT THE END OF THE DAY, YOU SHOULD REPLY...

YOU WERE ONCE A WELL RESPECTED TERBITE, NOW YOU OPENED UP AN AGENCY AND YOU ARE SO POLITICALLY CORRECT... WAKE UP AND HELP US OUT!!!!
Ok then what's with the completely f**king insane rant against Hammertm?
Now go take your ritalin. Lower that blood pressure. Take a deep breath.
I believe he was joking.
 

overlgrover

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I went to a SP once and she gave me a rimjob and when I left my butt smelled like tacos:eek: So her mouth made my ass and underware smell worse than my ass could by itself. It was a WTF moment.
 

centreofmass

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Swingdancer said:
How did you smell your ass? Was it a gymnastic event or a good ole finger dip?

Finger Dip? ewwwwwwwwwwwwww, it's 8:00am and trying to enjoy my morning coffee. :mad:
 

overlgrover

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Swingdancer said:
How did you smell your ass? Was it a gymnastic event or a good ole finger dip?
lol
I got to my car and could start to smell tacos and I figured out where it was coming from. Sorry no finger dip.
 
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