Women's Christmas Wishes

[blank_dave]

Dear Father Christmas:

Now I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep.
One who's handsome, smart and strong.
He's not afraid to admit when he is wrong.
One who thinks before he speaks
When he promises to call, he doesn't wait six weeks.

I pray that he is gainfully employed,
Won't lose his cool when he's annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who will make love to my mind.
Knows just what to say when I ask: "How fat is my behind?"

One who'll make love till my body's a twitchin'
He brings ME a sandwich too, when he goes to the kitchen!
I wish that this man will love me to no end,
And would never compare me with my best girlfriend.
Thank You in advance and now I'll just wait,
For I know You will send him before it's too late.

 

[landscaper]

and now we have this to live up too........

 

[blank_dave]

and now we have this to live up too........

Best response I can give

Oh bitch, bitch, bitch

 

[tboy]

Dear father christmas:

Send me a woman who is neat and tidy
who won't complain, when I scratch my heinie
who will give me a blow, and a rub and a tug
and about the garbage, she will not bug

A woman who's smart, and hot of bod
who knows what I want, when I give her a wink and a nod

She won't complain, when I'm 2 minutes late
and when I go down on her, she'll tell me I'm great

She won't complain about the damn toilet seat
or bug me about the lawn, when she knows that I'm beat

 

[xix]

The best girlfriend would be Helen Keller.

 

[buttercup]

The only time a woman should be allowed out of bed is to get the coal in.