Wife swap

[Jabba]

I thought I should open a new thread rather than hijack Explorers "retiring" posts.

I think it goes without saying that we need diversity - so, for the sake of good recycling citizenship (or whatever) I propose that we rent a hall somewhere, bring our wifes and have a swap lottery. It may take a little convincing on our part, but think of the benefits... help me out here.

 

[kih]

lol..sounds like the making of a swingers club

 

[ulixestrojan]

Contrary to some terbites, I actually have a very good sex life with my wife (4-6 times a week on average). We have had some rough spots, as happens in all relationships but overall she can take more than most.

The idea of a wife/husband swap is interesting and I would like to hear about the experience any of you may have had. I know that she fantasizes about DP, anal DP, bukkake, other women, gang bang, etc. We talk about it and it is part of our dirty talk but she is quite shy and unsure about how she would feel if it actually happens.

My interest in SPs and MPs is related to diversity and to the business relationship. I have had affairs and they get messy especially when they show up at your home and insist on being part of a polyamorous relationship. Long story - hilarious punchline that bruises.

 

[antlerman]

Well...wife swap....if any one remembers the Jim Carey movie of "The Grinch" there is a scene of where the Who's are gathering for a party...grinch is looking in the window.....and all the Whos are putting thier keys in a fish bowl......

Ron Howard put this in the movie as a joke for ther adults......

end the party wives pull out a set of keys...and that is who they go home with......

 

[ulixestrojan]

Key parties - these were really popular in the 70s. I have a female cousin (now a banker in Frankfurt) who told me wild stories about key parties and how as a young woman of 20+ she was a favorite of both husbands and wives. Woo Hoo, I would love to see that on "That 70s Show"

 

[GlavaMan]

They did the keys in the fishbowl in one of the episodes of That 70's Show.

 

[ulixestrojan]

Who got Donna's key - that is a lock I would like to pick.
http://www.dtman.com/covert/images/dtman_prepon2.jpg

 

[Bluenose]

There's also the movie "The Ice Storm" (directed by Ang Lee, I believe, but not one of his better efforts) on the same subject.

 

[Jabba]

It would be more than a little wierd if we did successfully arrange a little key-soire for all the Terbites here (and all my neighbors showed up). It would be a good laugh though.

 

[Faye999]

There are 7 swingers clubs I can think of off the top of my head... Save yourself the hassle of organizing an event and head out on a Saturday with your lovely wife

 

[OnTheWayOut]

I got an idea !!!!

How about I just post where I drop my wife off and hopefully one of you guys will like her and take her home .... permanently!!!!

 

[Jabba]

How about I just post where I drop my wife off and hopefully one of you guys will like her and take her home .... permanently!!!!

LOL !!
Is there such a thing as a timeshare? You know, Explorer gets yours for 2weeks, you get mine for 4, I get Explorer's for 2, etc...

 

[ulixestrojan]

The nice thing about timeshares - you can trade the points for nicer venues during better weeks.

 

[niceguy]

uli (by the way, how do you pronounce your id?), your wife description fits perfectly mine. My wife also is interested in some new explorations. However being on the shy side, it's hard to work out things. swinger clubs would not work out in our situation since discuss it up front is hard. What I would suggest is to head to a bar bring our wives and open normal discussions, go for a dance and see how it goes. Sometimes being in the situation opens things up. I'm up for this if anyone else is.

 

[skypilot]

I'd like to swap my wife for a lawnmower.

 

[OldNerd]

The problem with wifeswap, that eventually you will get yours back

 

[Jabba]

ok - now I know for sure!

I'd like to swap my wife for a lawnmower.

Waitaminit - You are my next door neighbor!

 

[bestillmehard]

uli (by the way, how do you pronounce your id?)

looks to me like

You licks estrogen

 

[ulixestrojan]

Pronouncement

uli (by the way, how do you pronounce your id?), your wife description fits perfectly mine. My wife also is interested in some new explorations. However being on the shy side, it's hard to work out things. swinger clubs would not work out in our situation since discuss it up front is hard. What I would suggest is to head to a bar bring our wives and open normal discussions, go for a dance and see how it goes. Sometimes being in the situation opens things up. I'm up for this if anyone else is.

Ulixes - sounds like U-lick-these - Trojan because I play safe (Latin spelling of Odysseus or Ulysses.

Interesting scenario with the wives- my wife and I went to a hotel this weekend for a "dirty" time and ran into one of the SPs I have seen before. She was amazingly discreet and they joked about leaving me at the bar. A couple of drinks and we parted ways but it was certainly fuel for our fantasy play. "Life is good, especially when bad.

 

[ulixestrojan]

Lawn

I'd like to swap my wife for a lawnmower.

Yeah, but who mows the lawn?