Why men have 2 dogs and not 2 wives.

[Meesh]

Why men have 2 dogs and not 2 wives.

1. The later you come home, the more excited dogs are to see you.

2. Dogs like it if you leave lots of things on the floor.

3. You never have to wait for a dog, they're always ready to go.

4. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.

5. If a dog smells another dog on you they don't get mad, they just think it's interesting.

 

[greenii]

beer and women

why men like beer

1)you can grab a beer anytime you want

2)you can have more than one beer and not get in trouble

3)you can try diffrent beers but always go back to the one you like(no explaining needed)

4)you can always get a good head from a beer