This is a question that has gone unanswered for centuries......but, now we know.
If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race...you're a male chauvinist.
If you stay home and do the housework...you're a pansy.
If you work too hard...there's never any time for her.
If you don't work enough...you're a good-for-nothing bum.
If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay...this is exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay...you should get off your lazy behind and find something better.
If you get a promotion ahead of her...that is favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you...it's equal opportunity.
If you mention how nice she looks...it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet...it's male indifference.
If you cry...you're a wimp.
If you don't...you're an insensitive bastard.
If you make a decision without consulting her...you're a chauvinist.
If she makes a decision without consulting you...she's a liberated woman.
If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy...that's domination.
If SHE asks you...it's a favor.
If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear...you're a pervert.
If you don't...you're gay.
If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape...you're sexist.
If you don't...you're unromantic.
If you try to keep yourself in shape...you're vain.
If you don't...you're a slob.
If you buy her flowers...you're after something.
If you don't...you're not thoughtful.
If you're proud of your achievements...you're full of yourself.
If you don't...you're not ambitious.
If she has a headache...she's tired.
If you have a headache...you don't love her anymore.
If you want it too often...you're oversexed.
If you don't...there must be someone else.
Men die first because they want to.
If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race...you're a male chauvinist.
If you stay home and do the housework...you're a pansy.
If you work too hard...there's never any time for her.
If you don't work enough...you're a good-for-nothing bum.
If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay...this is exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay...you should get off your lazy behind and find something better.
If you get a promotion ahead of her...that is favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you...it's equal opportunity.
If you mention how nice she looks...it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet...it's male indifference.
If you cry...you're a wimp.
If you don't...you're an insensitive bastard.
If you make a decision without consulting her...you're a chauvinist.
If she makes a decision without consulting you...she's a liberated woman.
If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy...that's domination.
If SHE asks you...it's a favor.
If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear...you're a pervert.
If you don't...you're gay.
If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape...you're sexist.
If you don't...you're unromantic.
If you try to keep yourself in shape...you're vain.
If you don't...you're a slob.
If you buy her flowers...you're after something.
If you don't...you're not thoughtful.
If you're proud of your achievements...you're full of yourself.
If you don't...you're not ambitious.
If she has a headache...she's tired.
If you have a headache...you don't love her anymore.
If you want it too often...you're oversexed.
If you don't...there must be someone else.
Men die first because they want to.
