Why do I do this to myself?

Jabba

Indy reviewer
May 15, 2003
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Ok, sometimes my curiosity gets the better of me. For some perverse reason, I had to try this one:

http://ottawa.en.craigslist.ca/ers/2038354951.html

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hey i am tilla i have black hair sexy blue eyes
my mesurements are 34B 26wast 34hips
i am 5 6 in height i weigh 125lbs and i love to
fun espicially with you or to make thing interesting
have my girl join in <3 XoXoX

hey i am danielle i have brown hair brown eyes
i am 5 7 in hight and weigh 135 and i also love to have
fun with you and my girl or just you

we are two girls looking to please you in our bed
and we love to try interesting new things we also
have sum of the LOWEST RATES ARROUND to make
more to your saticfaction so if your looking for a
good time with both of us sexy ladies or just
one of us sexy ladies wich is just as fun and
erotic please contact us at xxx-xxx-xxxx

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On the phone, I asked if I could have a choice when I arrived. "Yeah, sure" was the polite answer. Arrived at the address. Judging from the neighborhood, I just knew the type of experience I was about to have, but I'm always the optimist. The place is a slobby, dim, smokey dump in the projects. Door opens and two ladies appear inside. I chose Tilla because she was wearing underwear so I could see her ass. The other girl didn't look too bad though.

Y'know, the girl herself wasn't too bad. Young-ish, baby stretch marks, slim. Clean, just plain unenthusiastic, uninspired and un-sensual. Not much of a conversationalist either. Oh well.

Do I recommend?
Looks: 5/10 piercings
Location: 3/10
Service: Digits, Toys, Light Kiss, CBJ, Reverse Cowgirl, very safe
Repeat: I don't think so
 

OutForFun

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Nov 7, 2008
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Ouch, sometimes the search for diamonds in the rough leads to well, just the rough... - thanks for sharing and helping us all.
 
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GlavaMan

OUCH!!!
Thanks Jabba. Someone once said the CL stands for "completely lame"!
 
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Toronto Escorts