Why didn't I think of that?

[blackrock13]

Major study showed that driving and texting raises the chance of an accident.

DUH!!!

 

[Cycleguy007]

Well I don't text 24/7, but I do text often, and never while driving...

The wife and I text each other regularly everyday. We both lead fairly busy lives, and communication is key to every relationship, so when we are apart, we text, (and some of it gets VERY INTERESTING! ;-) it is also a form of foreplay for us!)

 

[themexi]

The study says its worse than drunk driving, I suppose its the "new drunk driving", sad very sad. I don't understand why people must text message 24/7.

Great.... that's ALL we need is a new cause for the craizies at MADD to latch onto & bludgeon us into parting with more money & freedom in the name of fucking safety....

I seriously wish the self important harpies that started MADD had simply turned to the bottle themselves to cope with their losses instead of taking up their little crusade & inflicting an accelerated ratcheting of fearmongering & loss of freedom..


Fuck MADD

 

[calloway]

I would love to read the report showing odds when drivers are putting make up on... drinking coffee and drive a manual transmission.

 

[Mr. Lucky]

Don't drink and Text

 

[steel24]

I once saw a guy playing the french horn & driving. I don't think that is safe.

 

[Big Rig]

Blowjobs

How about blow jobs when driving ?


They do not talk about it because they do not know what to say


" Two teens rolled a car on the 401 last night. Police suspect a blow job was involved and are checking for sperm DNA "



" MADD calls for stricter penalties for blow jobs while driving. Studies show it is worse than texting while drunk "


" The Queen urges citizens to pull over before giving blowjob "

 

[euripides]

Ever tried jacking off ( or getting jo'ed)while driving with a stick. How about getting head while driving.

The added risk really makes it an adventure??

 

[The Options Menu]

Ever tried jacking off ( or getting jo'ed)while driving with a stick. How about getting head while driving.

The added risk really makes it an adventure??

Back hen I was in my car owning days I had more than one girlfriend that was deeply into that. The only real tricks to road head is to find open and quiet highway, to set your cruise control, keep one foot hovering over the break, and to keep looking ahead. Mind you, it's pretty easy to absentmindedly finger a girl while driving, just make sure you have easy access so you can get your hands out of her pants in a rush (like in the same amount of time it takes to flick a radio dial).

And yeah, road head is a rush, just nothing to die over...