I've seen some ugly pussies, it's true, but the vast proportion of pussies make me spend money where I otherwise wouldn't (cue the casino lights and the fruit icons on the one armed bandits rolling again and again, Scorsese style).
My problem is that dicks are generally so ugly. When a penis isn't hard, it's just hard to look at. I mean they lay there like tired mushroom heads waiting for harvest. I know why women want to get us up: a rock hard dick is so lovely, a flaccid one, not as much.
Today, I was at a forgettable MP, and the sexy Korean with the eraser nipples cooed: "Nice cock. mmm. Beautiful cock." And she was right. But an hour later, she would have looked at my limp friend, and packed my bags.
My straightness is guaranteed: everytime I look at a dick, I think: I don't like them. I like to look at pussies. Lots of 'em.
Do you think whoisyodaddy has a comment on this issue?
My problem is that dicks are generally so ugly. When a penis isn't hard, it's just hard to look at. I mean they lay there like tired mushroom heads waiting for harvest. I know why women want to get us up: a rock hard dick is so lovely, a flaccid one, not as much.
Today, I was at a forgettable MP, and the sexy Korean with the eraser nipples cooed: "Nice cock. mmm. Beautiful cock." And she was right. But an hour later, she would have looked at my limp friend, and packed my bags.
My straightness is guaranteed: everytime I look at a dick, I think: I don't like them. I like to look at pussies. Lots of 'em.
Do you think whoisyodaddy has a comment on this issue?
