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Who'd win these fights?

WhaWhaWha

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I recall asking these in grade school:

My dog vs. your dog
My Dad vs. your Dad
Superman Vs. God?

These were in high school:
Hulk Hogan clean Vs. Mr T. stoned
Hulk Hogan stoned Vs. Mr T. stoned
Hulk Hogan stoned Vs. Mr T. clean
Hulk Hogan clean Vs. Mr T. clean
 
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1. Tiger
2. Shark

Speed and agility (and hopefully, stamina) will ultimately win, despite the heavy defenses of the opponent.
 

WhaWhaWha

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What about shark grabs croc's underbelly and clamps down disabling and killing croc.
Or bear swipes tiger and fells it in one shot. Bears are powerfully strong and nurturing therefore protective of their cubs. Tigers are selfish hunters driven by hunger who sometimes kill their own young to break their ties with other tigers.
 

wikiwild

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hugqgy said:
!. Bear
2. Crocodile

the tiger will win only if he surprises the bear whilst taking a dump in the woods...

I've scene 2 crocs going at it (Not in the terb way) and THEY couldn't kill eachother..., croc grabs shark, shark stops swimming, shark drowns...
Good point.. i've never seen sharks get into too much of an altercation with anything... they just chomp and eat.

Hang on.. what KIND of shark are we talking?
 

stang

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I think both the bear and the croc could take more damage.
And maybe the croc has an advantage with it's legs too?
 

red

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langeweile said:
Who can keep his erection longer Superman or the incredible hulk?
superman- the hulk would lose it if he stopped being mad
 

antaeus

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make love not war

stang said:
If all close in size/weight:

1/ Bear vrs.Tiger

2/ Shark vrs. Crocadile
If they were lovers not fighters:

1. Tiger-bear

2. Sharkadile
 

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Homer Simpson or Peter Griffin?
 
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