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Who wants to become a pig?!?

alphanig

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If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.

(Hardly seems worth it)



A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes. (In my next life I want to be a pig)

(How'd they figure this out, and why?)



Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour. (Still can't get over that pig thing)

(Don't try this at home...maybe at work?)



Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. (Is that why Flipper was always smiling?)

(And pigs get 30-minute orgasms? Doesn't seem fair)



The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.

(Hmmmmmmmmm........)



Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people do. (If you're ambidextrous do you split the difference?)


The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.

(From drinking little bottles of...?) (Did taxpayers pay for this research??)



Polar bears are left handed.

(Who knew....? Who cares? How'd they find out, ask them?)



The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.

(What can be so tasty on the bottom of the pond?)



The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.

(30 minutes...can you imagine?? And why pigs?)




A cockroach will live nine days without it's head, before it starves to death.

(Creepy)




The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.

(Honey, I'm home. What the....) (Well, at least pigs get a break there...)



Some lions mate over 50 times a day.

(In my next life I still want to be a pig... quality over quantity)



Butterflies taste with their feet.

(Oh, geez) (That's almost as bad as catfish)



An ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain.

(I know some people like that.)



Starfish don't have brains.

(I know some people like that too.)



After reading all these, all I can say is...... .......Lucky Pigs...


(Btw I'm not the one who found out all of this haha! Still interesting init!)
 

Prim0

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alphanig said:
A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes. (In my next life I want to be a pig)

(How'd they figure this out, and why?)




Some lions mate over 50 times a day.

(In my next life I still want to be a pig... quality over quantity)
I'm going to start working on a way to splice the genes from lions and pigs into myself. There are 48 fifty minute periods in a day...so this could work if we just change the design of our clocks or something.

Prim0
 

Prim0

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alphanig said:
Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people do. (If you're ambidextrous do you split the difference?)

Polar bears are left handed.

(Who knew....? Who cares? How'd they find out, ask them?)

So if a right handed polar bear ever does come along then its lifespan should last nine years longer than any other polar bear? How does this help?
 
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