Who should Archie marry?
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i thought the cat was out of the bag already. The cover of the comic showed his choice.
Apparently this is big news as I saw it on CNN....but CNN does not exactly focus on big new all the time as I recall it spending the better half of the day, a little while ago, with cameras outside Brittney spears house for some reason.
Another sign that our future is doomed.
Apparently this is big news as I saw it on CNN....but CNN does not exactly focus on big new all the time as I recall it spending the better half of the day, a little while ago, with cameras outside Brittney spears house for some reason.
Another sign that our future is doomed.
http://www.cnn.com/2009/SHOWBIZ/books/05/28/comic.book.archie.marrying/index.html?iref=newssearchChaosTheory said:
My vote... Veronica. Nobody would marry a "Betty".
yes he married veronica.
Prehaps he wanted be a kept man.
you go archie.
next thing you know he will get a handle on TERB and go see your favorite SP, or Betty who now becomes and SP, while Veronica is crying at home.
I should write comics.
i still blame rap music.
Prehaps he wanted be a kept man.
you go archie.
next thing you know he will get a handle on TERB and go see your favorite SP, or Betty who now becomes and SP, while Veronica is crying at home.
I should write comics.
i still blame rap music.
I always assumed that Archie would hook up with Betty and that Reggie would eventually hook up with Veronica.
Except that these days, Ethel (who's gone from being an "ugly" misfit to a "cute" misfit) might as well have alt-porn cred.WhaWhaWha said:
Then there's the question of Cheryl Blossom.
Archie is realy marrying Veronic for her money. In the next edition of the comic book, Archie is discovered by Veronica looking at TERB on his computer. He then confesses that he had squandered thousands of dollars on cocaine, girls and gambling. Archie then tried to go into rehab but his appetite for sex is more powerful than ever and he talks Reggie and Betty to do a foursome with himself and Veronica. The butler Smithers takes pics of the orgies and blackmails the 4 with the pics. The 4some laughs at smithers and tell him to go right ahead, they tell him its 2009 and that sort of thing not news today. It is only when Smithers pulls out the pics of Veronica and Betty doing a threesome with Hot Dog while Archie and Reggie is doing a 69 in the background that they relent to his demands. On the last page of the next comic book edition you see all 4 on their hands and knees naked waiting for their turn and Smithers butt boffing Archie while Archie is writing out a check.
Fuck this would be a great idea for a comic book spoof... or a porn movie spoof of the comic book.HAMSTER INSPECTOR said:Archie is realy marrying Veronic for her money. In the next edition of the comic book, Archie is discovered by Veronica looking at TERB on his computer. He then confesses that he had squandered thousands of dollars on cocaine, girls and gambling. Archie then tried to go into rehab but his appetite for sex is more powerful than ever and he talks Reggie and Betty to do a foursome with himself and Veronica. The butler Smithers takes pics of the orgies and blackmails the 4 with the pics. The 4some laughs at smithers and tell him to go right ahead, they tell him its 2009 and that sort of thing not news today. It is only when Smithers pulls out the pics of Veronica and Betty doing a threesome with Hot Dog while Archie and Reggie is doing a 69 in the background that they relent to his demands. On the last page of the next comic book edition you see all 4 on their hands and knees naked waiting for their turn and Smithers butt boffing Archie while Archie is writing out a check.
Archie should not get married... Veronica is now apparently an escort and Betty is a MPA.
In the long run... it's still cheaper for Archie to buy his happiness.
By the way... Jughead is a pimp and Reggie has become a shemale.
You guys really need to keep up on your comics.
In the long run... it's still cheaper for Archie to buy his happiness.
By the way... Jughead is a pimp and Reggie has become a shemale.
You guys really need to keep up on your comics.
Ohh, I forgot. While Smithers is butt boffing Archie in the butt, there are stars and squigly lines radiating all around Archies ass.
all around Archies ass.I heard the reason Archie chose Veronica is that Betty confessed to Archie that she used to go down on Mr. Weatherbee after final school bell used to ring to give him blow jobs under his desk in exchange for higher marks so she could get the scholarship to Stanford she was looking for.
Miss Grundy walked in one day in middle of all this but didn't notice Betty under the desk servicing Mr. Weatherbee while she was pestering him over minor student discipline issues.
Miss Grundy walked in one day in middle of all this but didn't notice Betty under the desk servicing Mr. Weatherbee while she was pestering him over minor student discipline issues.
proof JugHead is a pole muncher
ps: take note that Roni is the hotter dressing chicky pooh...easy access dress!
ps: take note that Roni is the hotter dressing chicky pooh...easy access dress!
