http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2017520/M-S-knickers-sales-Which-knicker-tribe-you.html
Click on the link for the article. As Terb doesn't host photos and I won't use a third party link to host graphics, best is to click on the link so you can see the various pics as each type is illustrated in the article.
I like to see the bikini brief best, followed by the French knickers, followed by the thong.
Here is the text of the article for those not wanting to follow the link:
Last week, Marks & Spencer reported a 64 per cent rise in sales of Brazilian knickers as women fall over themselves to buy them. But if you’re not brave enough to brazen it out in Brazilians, there are plenty of underwear types to try. Claudia Connell gives you the bottom line on today’s knicker tribes...
BRAZILIAN KNICKERS
What are they? Inspired by swimwear seen on the beaches of Rio, these knickers give you good coverage at the front and a high cut at the back with a soft, non-elasticated leg so the fabric doesn’t show through clothes.
Worn by: Older women who should have more sense. Lured in by those three-for-£10 offers at M&S and pictures of the gorgeous Brazilian supermodel Ana Beatriz Barros wearing them, it’s only when they get their purchases home that they realise that these knickers look good only on Brazilian supermodels.
Pros: Can be worn under any type of clothing, are reasonably comfortable and very affordable.
Cons: Have a nasty habit of ‘climbing’. They start off perfectly in place and, with every movement, twist, and turn, start to creep upwards from whence they must be retrieved when nobody is looking.
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GREY GRANNIES
What are they? Comfort knickers. The underwear equivalent of a big bowl of fluffy mashed potato with melted butter. They come up to your armpits and (unlike the thong) leave everything to the imagination.
These tatty old faithfuls lie forlornly at the bottom of the laundry basket just waiting to be loved and worn. Once brilliant white, they’ve been put in with the coloured items a few too many times.
Worn by: Every woman at some point or other but strictly only on days when she can be sure of a) never getting run over, and b) never being seduced by a handsome man. These knickers are for her eyes only.
Pros: Thanks to weakening elastic and many washes, these nestle nicely around your muffin top without cutting off your circulation. Bliss.
Cons: The sheer stress of worrying that the one tiny thread of elastic holding them together might ‘ping’ often negates the pleasure of wearing them.
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THONGS AND STRINGS
What are they? Teeny, tiny little triangles of fabric that don’t flatter anyone over a size 8. :biggrin1: As a general rule, the less there is of them, the more you pay. They provide (just) enough to cover your modesty at the front while letting it all hang out behind.
Worn by: Glamour models, porn stars, reality TV stars and Essex girls.
Pros: Guaranteed to not give you a VPL, they don’t take up much space in your closet and can be washed and dried in the time it takes to watch an episode of Desperate Housewives.
Cons: Hideously uncomfortable. Leaves the wearer feeling horribly exposed and vulnerable. They also allow your buttock cellulite to show through your clothes in all its glory.
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FRENCH KNICKERS
What are they? Also called ‘cami-knickers’, these saucy creations usually come in silk and satin with a lace trim. Worn over the course of a day, they build up enough static friction to power a small car. Should never be paraded anywhere near a naked flame.
Worn by: Nurses in Carry On films, au pairs in dated TV sitcoms and French maids who find themselves locked in bedrooms with vicars in Seventies farces. Surely nobody in the real world wears them, do they?
Pros: Men (apparently) go wild for them. They cover a wobbly tummy and a flabby bottom and their silkiness next to your skin will give you a feeling of wanton abandon as you push a trolley around Sainsbury’s.
Cons: Have a tendency to ride up and ‘bunch,’ leaving the wearer feeling like she’s sitting on a rolled up towel. Show under clothes and can be on the draughty side.
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CONTROL PANTS, AKA BRIDGET JONES PANTS
What are they? A modern day miracle and the greatest invention since the wheel. These re-inforced super-pants can make you a dress size smaller, delivering the equivalent of a tummy tuck and a bum lift all in one go.
Worn by: Anybody having a fat day or wanting to ensure a perfect silhouette when they pour themselves into a particularly fitted outfit. And larger ladies needn’t be ashamed — even skinnies like Gwyneth Paltrow have confessed to never walking a red carpet without first donning a pair of Spanx.
Pros: Your stomach is flat, your bottom is pert and you feel reassuringly rounded up and contained.
Cons: Will cut off your circulation, are very hard to sit down in and you need the strength of a Russian shot-putter to pull them on and off. Trips to the loo must be planned hours in advance.
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NOVELTY KNICKERS
What are they? They tend to come in packs of five and are often given as ‘wacky’ gifts at hen parties. Ones with the days of the week on are particular favourites, but designs with ‘Little Miss Naughty’ or pictures of cartoon characters such as Hello Kitty are also widely available.
Worn by: The immature, highly annoying office-joker type. The sort who’s always first up to sing karaoke at the office Christmas party.
Pros: Provide a handy reminder for those who don’t carry a Filofax and have trouble remembering their own name and what day of the week it is.
Cons: Not a good look for anybody with an IQ higher than the price tag. Nobody wants to see a middle-aged woman with a muffin top in ‘Go Ahead, Make My Day’ knickers.
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BOY SHORTS
What are they? Men’s underwear for women. Sporty and practical, they come down to the top of the thighs, cover the buttocks and sit under the belly button.
Worn by: PE mistresses, sporty, no-nonsense types who can’t be doing with the fuss of frills, lace and high cuts.
Pros: Comfortable, long lasting and flattering to those whose buttocks are more blancmange than beach ball
Cons: They’re hot and sweaty and can show under clothes, especially skirts and dresses.
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BIKINI BRIEFS
What are they? Plain, simple knickers that are scant enough to be sexy but substantial enough to not feel like your bottom is falling out of its world. Usually worn in plain white and bought in multi-packs.
Worn by: Students, office workers and busy mums who pick them up in supermarkets along with a loaf of bread and a box of Tetley.
Pros: Cheap, reasonably comfortable and won’t scare the neighbours when you hang them on the washing line.
Cons: These won’t last longer than a dozen washes, will inevitably end up being washed with a red sock and the bottom part will start to sag and bag
Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/a...es-Which-knicker-tribe-you.html#ixzz1SoAST6X2
Click on the link for the article. As Terb doesn't host photos and I won't use a third party link to host graphics, best is to click on the link so you can see the various pics as each type is illustrated in the article.
I like to see the bikini brief best, followed by the French knickers, followed by the thong.
Here is the text of the article for those not wanting to follow the link:
Last week, Marks & Spencer reported a 64 per cent rise in sales of Brazilian knickers as women fall over themselves to buy them. But if you’re not brave enough to brazen it out in Brazilians, there are plenty of underwear types to try. Claudia Connell gives you the bottom line on today’s knicker tribes...
BRAZILIAN KNICKERS
What are they? Inspired by swimwear seen on the beaches of Rio, these knickers give you good coverage at the front and a high cut at the back with a soft, non-elasticated leg so the fabric doesn’t show through clothes.
Worn by: Older women who should have more sense. Lured in by those three-for-£10 offers at M&S and pictures of the gorgeous Brazilian supermodel Ana Beatriz Barros wearing them, it’s only when they get their purchases home that they realise that these knickers look good only on Brazilian supermodels.
Pros: Can be worn under any type of clothing, are reasonably comfortable and very affordable.
Cons: Have a nasty habit of ‘climbing’. They start off perfectly in place and, with every movement, twist, and turn, start to creep upwards from whence they must be retrieved when nobody is looking.
------------------
GREY GRANNIES
What are they? Comfort knickers. The underwear equivalent of a big bowl of fluffy mashed potato with melted butter. They come up to your armpits and (unlike the thong) leave everything to the imagination.
These tatty old faithfuls lie forlornly at the bottom of the laundry basket just waiting to be loved and worn. Once brilliant white, they’ve been put in with the coloured items a few too many times.
Worn by: Every woman at some point or other but strictly only on days when she can be sure of a) never getting run over, and b) never being seduced by a handsome man. These knickers are for her eyes only.
Pros: Thanks to weakening elastic and many washes, these nestle nicely around your muffin top without cutting off your circulation. Bliss.
Cons: The sheer stress of worrying that the one tiny thread of elastic holding them together might ‘ping’ often negates the pleasure of wearing them.
----------------------
THONGS AND STRINGS
What are they? Teeny, tiny little triangles of fabric that don’t flatter anyone over a size 8. :biggrin1: As a general rule, the less there is of them, the more you pay. They provide (just) enough to cover your modesty at the front while letting it all hang out behind.
Worn by: Glamour models, porn stars, reality TV stars and Essex girls.
Pros: Guaranteed to not give you a VPL, they don’t take up much space in your closet and can be washed and dried in the time it takes to watch an episode of Desperate Housewives.
Cons: Hideously uncomfortable. Leaves the wearer feeling horribly exposed and vulnerable. They also allow your buttock cellulite to show through your clothes in all its glory.
-----------------
FRENCH KNICKERS
What are they? Also called ‘cami-knickers’, these saucy creations usually come in silk and satin with a lace trim. Worn over the course of a day, they build up enough static friction to power a small car. Should never be paraded anywhere near a naked flame.
Worn by: Nurses in Carry On films, au pairs in dated TV sitcoms and French maids who find themselves locked in bedrooms with vicars in Seventies farces. Surely nobody in the real world wears them, do they?
Pros: Men (apparently) go wild for them. They cover a wobbly tummy and a flabby bottom and their silkiness next to your skin will give you a feeling of wanton abandon as you push a trolley around Sainsbury’s.
Cons: Have a tendency to ride up and ‘bunch,’ leaving the wearer feeling like she’s sitting on a rolled up towel. Show under clothes and can be on the draughty side.
----------------------
CONTROL PANTS, AKA BRIDGET JONES PANTS
What are they? A modern day miracle and the greatest invention since the wheel. These re-inforced super-pants can make you a dress size smaller, delivering the equivalent of a tummy tuck and a bum lift all in one go.
Worn by: Anybody having a fat day or wanting to ensure a perfect silhouette when they pour themselves into a particularly fitted outfit. And larger ladies needn’t be ashamed — even skinnies like Gwyneth Paltrow have confessed to never walking a red carpet without first donning a pair of Spanx.
Pros: Your stomach is flat, your bottom is pert and you feel reassuringly rounded up and contained.
Cons: Will cut off your circulation, are very hard to sit down in and you need the strength of a Russian shot-putter to pull them on and off. Trips to the loo must be planned hours in advance.
----------------------------
NOVELTY KNICKERS
What are they? They tend to come in packs of five and are often given as ‘wacky’ gifts at hen parties. Ones with the days of the week on are particular favourites, but designs with ‘Little Miss Naughty’ or pictures of cartoon characters such as Hello Kitty are also widely available.
Worn by: The immature, highly annoying office-joker type. The sort who’s always first up to sing karaoke at the office Christmas party.
Pros: Provide a handy reminder for those who don’t carry a Filofax and have trouble remembering their own name and what day of the week it is.
Cons: Not a good look for anybody with an IQ higher than the price tag. Nobody wants to see a middle-aged woman with a muffin top in ‘Go Ahead, Make My Day’ knickers.
------------------
BOY SHORTS
What are they? Men’s underwear for women. Sporty and practical, they come down to the top of the thighs, cover the buttocks and sit under the belly button.
Worn by: PE mistresses, sporty, no-nonsense types who can’t be doing with the fuss of frills, lace and high cuts.
Pros: Comfortable, long lasting and flattering to those whose buttocks are more blancmange than beach ball
Cons: They’re hot and sweaty and can show under clothes, especially skirts and dresses.
---------------
BIKINI BRIEFS
What are they? Plain, simple knickers that are scant enough to be sexy but substantial enough to not feel like your bottom is falling out of its world. Usually worn in plain white and bought in multi-packs.
Worn by: Students, office workers and busy mums who pick them up in supermarkets along with a loaf of bread and a box of Tetley.
Pros: Cheap, reasonably comfortable and won’t scare the neighbours when you hang them on the washing line.
Cons: These won’t last longer than a dozen washes, will inevitably end up being washed with a red sock and the bottom part will start to sag and bag
Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/a...es-Which-knicker-tribe-you.html#ixzz1SoAST6X2
